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Post by Genetic_Freak on Jul 22, 2002 14:31:00 GMT -5
HAHAHA!!
From Half Baked: Thurgood talking about his experience with Sir Smokealot..
Thurgood:"He talked about his health.." Smokealot:"My doctor said I need a backiotomy!"
HAHAHA!!!
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Post by CandyKANE on Jul 23, 2002 6:42:41 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA
From Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
This is when Austin and Felicity find Dr. Evil's secret lair. Felicity grabs the binoculars and the strap is still around Austin's neck pulling his face into her tits.
"Don't smack my bottom mummy, I want some chocolate and some Mars Bars. Sorry love I got stuck in your dirty pillows!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Genetic_Freak on Jul 23, 2002 8:30:48 GMT -5
In Little Nicky, when Nicky's brothers took over NYC they lowered the legal drinking age to like 8 years old.. In a scene at Madison Square Garden:
Sports Reporter:"What brought you out to see the Globetrotters today young man?"
Little Kid:"I came for the beer and the bitches!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by CandyKANE on Jul 23, 2002 10:05:54 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........I still gotta see that movie! From Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: Woman: "I am so and so(Can't think of her first name)Spitz, maiden name Swallows". Austin: "Well, which is it spits or swallows?"
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Post by Genetic_Freak on Jul 23, 2002 11:10:39 GMT -5
"Little Nicky" After capturing one of his brothers Nicky and his friends celebrate:
Guy:"This cake tastes kind of funny.." "That's cause I dumped a fat sack of Reefer in it!!" Nicky:"What's reefer?" Mr. Beefy:"About $500 an ounce!!"
HAHAHAHA
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Post by CandyKANE on Jul 23, 2002 11:12:58 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA
In Road Trip when the Old Man is watching aerobics and his boner knocks over an ornament.
Old Lady: "Honey, your boner!" Old Man: "What do you want me to do, cut it off?"
HAHAHAHA
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Post by Genetic_Freak on Jul 23, 2002 13:09:38 GMT -5
From "The Ladies Man" Caller:"I have a problem with my husband.. He won't touch me anymore. What should I do?" Ladies man:"Well that is a shame.. What you need to do is do it in the butt!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by CandyKANE on Jul 23, 2002 13:18:08 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From A Night At The Roxbury
Mr Zadir: "Dewey, did you grab my ass?"
Dewey: "Sir, from where I am standing that is an impossibility"
Mr Zadir: "I know your tricks you bastard!"
HAHAHAHA
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Post by Genetic_Freak on Jul 23, 2002 15:24:37 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! From The Waterboy: Fan1:"I ain't seen tackling like that since Joe Montana!" Fan2:"Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot!" F1:"I said Joe Mantegna!!"
HAHAHA!!
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Post by CandyKANE on Jul 24, 2002 7:11:58 GMT -5
From Patch Adams. This is when Robin Williams surprises his girlfriend by driving her to the forest where their new free hospital is going to be:
Monica Potter: "Can I open my eyes now?" Robin Williams: (Driving the car) "Only when I open mine!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by CandyKANE on Jul 25, 2002 13:44:42 GMT -5
From Baseketball: After Coop gains control of the Beers team the Dallas owner is trying to convince Remer to get Coop to go along with the other owners by changing the rules of the game. They want to make more $ by being able to trade players, advertise, etc. Dallas Owner: "Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?" Remer: "As much as he made playing in college!" Dallas Owner: *Stunned* "What! No, alot more, big money, and you can too!" Remer: "Would I have to quit Baseketball?" Dallas Owner: *Stunned again* "What! No, I need you to get Coop to go along" Remer: "He would have to quit Baseketball too?" Dallas Owner: *Lost For Words* Gives up and heads into the elevator moaning and groaning. Remer: "Did I just fart?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Genetic_Freak on Jul 28, 2002 17:31:18 GMT -5
From Harlem Nights: After Quick comes back from killing Calhoun's girlfriend.. Sugar:"So how was your date?" Quick:"I killed her." Sugar:"Tore that pussy up huh?" HAHAHAHA!!
Also from Harlem Nights: The woman, I forget her name is making lunch for everyone in Benny's(Redd Foxx) kitchen.. Della Reese:"Benny! Why you get my mouth all ready for some orange juice, then you leave a swallow left in the container?!" Benny:"Well, Swallow it, and shut the fuck up!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ;D
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Post by Assassin on Jul 28, 2002 18:32:33 GMT -5
I'll always stand by this one; Steven Seagal in Under Siege is locked in the galley freezer, and guarded by a private.
Seagal: "Private, you got shit for brains.......get my pies out the oven." Classic
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Post by CandyKANE on Jul 29, 2002 3:52:26 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From BASEKETBALL when the Beers owner dies:
Newscaster: "On a sad note, the sports world was devastated tonight on the passing of Ted Denslow. By all accounts the late Beers owner seemed to be the only one surprised by his passing. It appears time just ran out on the old cocksucker! Ted Denslow dead at 85, his hairpiece was 24!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Sid_Vicious on Aug 8, 2002 14:56:08 GMT -5
From Mystery Men: "People that dont close there mouths when thry chew make me FURRIOUS!"
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