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Post by CandyKANE on Aug 9, 2002 6:52:15 GMT -5
After Austin Powers punches Basil's Mother:
Basil: "You have a lot of explaining to do!"
Austin: "I'm sorry Basil, I thought she was a man!"
Basil: "Damn it man, you are talking about my mother!"
Austin: "Well she is rather mannish!"
Basil: "Austin!"
Austin: "Well no offense but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by JonV2 on Aug 13, 2002 11:03:35 GMT -5
From tommy boy.
Tommy: Richard is this your coat?
Richard: Don't do it.
Tommy: Fat guy in little coat, fat guy in little coat, fat guy in little coat.
Richard: Take it off dick head i'm serious.
Tommy: Richard whats happening (rip) uh oh.
I love that part.
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Post by Genetic_Freak on Aug 14, 2002 12:46:58 GMT -5
From "Goldmember": Mini Me writes a note to Foxy Cleopatra..
Note:"Are you a clone of an angel?"
Foxy:No, sugar.. But that was sweet of you..
Note:"Are you sure you don't have any clone in you?"
Foxy:Yes I am sure..
Note:"Would you like some?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ;D
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Post by JonV2 on Aug 14, 2002 20:41:22 GMT -5
from austin Powers one.
In the casino walking down the stairs.
Austin: There you are.
Man: Do i know you?
Austin: No but thats where you are there.
Sitting at the blackjack table
Austin: Allow myself to introduce... myself. I am richie cuningham and this is my wife Oprah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by The~Next~Big~Thing on Aug 29, 2002 14:25:30 GMT -5
All the Shhhh.... and 'Zip it' moments in Austin Powers Films..
'Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury, Ex-zip-it A'
'Look at me, I'm Zip-py Longstockings'
'(speaks Forgien Language), Subtitle, Zip It!'
'Would you like a Zukkle of my Zipple?'
;D
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Post by CandyKANE on Aug 30, 2002 6:31:01 GMT -5
Austin to Vanessa:
Austin:"Why don't we go in the back and shag?"
Vanessa: "What!"
Austin: "I've been frozen for 30 years, I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working.
Vanessa: "Austin"
Austin: "My wedding tackle"
Vanessa: "I'm Sorry!"
Austin: "My meat and 2 veg, my twig and berries. Hello lads you still awake?"
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