Post by CandyKANE on Feb 25, 2003 0:20:41 GMT -5
WWE RAW Results: 02-24-03
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
Reporter: Fred Cook
The Raw music video plays, and we are LIVE from Toronto for the first Raw in sight of WrestleMania!
Eric Bischoff's music hits, and the Raw General Manager limps down the ramp, right leg seemingly unbending and left arm in a sling. Despite Stone Cold's actions last night, Bischoff is still standing. And if you think that we're going to see a triumphant Stone Cold tonight, think again, because he has been barred from the building. It's a shame that he'll miss tonight's Main Event, a 20-man Over The Top Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender for Triple H's Title at WrestleMania!
Stone Cold isn't here tonight because Bischoff wants the spotlight on a bigger star, the biggest star in the WWE, the biggest star in the history of this industry. A video of a helicopter's flyover plays, finally flying over a building which emits light that fades into the face of...
The Rock! The Rock comes out, with new video and music. He surveys the crowd and then walks into the Raw ring, to a mixed reaction to say the least.
Finally, The Rock has come back to Toron... Toron... To run his mouth on all our candy asses. The Rock is on Raw because last night, The Rock did Vince McMahon a favor by whipping the red and yellow candyass. Vince then did The Rock a favor by granting Rock anything he wanted, and Rock said he wanted to go on Raw in Toronto. It was here in Toronto that it all started. The biggest travesty in the industry went down right here, when the People turned on the People's Champion. Last year at WrestleMania, 68,000 mothercanuckers turned on him. Did you think The Rock was just going to forget? It doesn't matter what the people think!
There is one thing that bothered The Rock more than that. At Raw's Tenth Anniversary, the people didn't vote for The Rock as Superstar of the Decade. They voted for Stone Cold Steve Austin. Everybody loves Stone Cold. The Rock doesn't love Stone Cold. As a matter of fact, Stone Cold Steve Austin is nothing, and The Rock means nothing, compared to The Rock. There is only one true Superstar of the Decade, one Superstar of the Millenia: the jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin, better than any Canuck, hottest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck!
If you don't believe that, then believe this: The Rock is going to come into the big Battle Royal tonight, whip some ass, and become the World Champion at WrestleMania. If ya smell what the Rock--Rock stops and tells everyone that they have lost their sing-along privilege.Canada can take all their boos and shove them straight up their maple syrup sucking asses--is cooking.
-Jazz vs. Jacqueline
As Jacqueline comes down, we find that Victoria and Stevie Richards are visiting the announce booth. Jazz comes down and gets right to work.
Jazz boots Jacqui in the gut, then scoop slams her. Headscissors by Jacqui, then a dropkick that sends Jazz out of the ring. On the outside, Jacqui drops Jazz on the apron, then tosses her back in the ring. Jazz gets a two count.
Jazz picks Jacqui up and tosses her to the mat. Jacqui starts to fight back, kicking Jazz down, then hitting a few clotheslines. Jazz is able to trip up Jacqui and apply the Half Crab. Jacqui tries to crawl to the ropes, but Jazz pulls her back to the center and applies the STF for the submission victory!
Jazz starts to work the mic when the lights go out and Trish's music plays. As they come on, Trish is running into the ring. She Lou Thesz Presses Jazz and starts punching away. Victoria tries to run down and take her rivals out, but gets knocked out of the ring. Trish and Jazz keep going at it until refs can restrain them.
This past Friday, Test went to Gainesville, Florida to meet up with his new partner, GGW. The creator of Girls Gone Wild introduces Test to some of the girls. He is told that his job tonight will be to pick the finalists for Miss Girls Gone Wild. Clips are played of Test at a party with lots of ladies. We come back live, where Test and Maven are watching the Girls Gone Wild clip. Maven talks about how Test is the luckiest guy in the world for being set up with this gig by Stacy. Stacy comes in and sees the video and asks why Test said nothing happened when she can see girls rubbing their breasts in his face. Chief Morley comes in and tells Stacy and Test to make up quick, because they're facing Christian and Jericho tonight.
Clips are show of Goldust's electrocution at the hands of Batista and Orton. We go to an interview JR conducted with Goldust last week. Goldust says that he luckily lived through his electrocution and hopefully he can be back soon. JR brings up the rumors that Goldust may have some neurological damage. Goldust says that people have said that for a long time, but the fans have supported him du-du-du for a long time. As Goldust speaks, occasionally his head snaps back and he makes noises. He claims that the doctors don't really know what is wrong, but if he keeps on his medication, he might be able to help himself. JR asks if he has anything to say to the men who did this. Goldust looks in the camera and tells Batista and Orton that they have never been on death's door like he was, but when he returns, they'll wish they never knew the name of oooooh Goldust.
-Kane vs. Lance Storm
After highlights of Kane's inadvertant chokeslam of Rob Van Dam, the fires of hell explode and Kane comes out, with RVD still giving him support. Lance Storm comes out with his Canadian flag, and Regal in a suit.
Storm starts by jumping on Kane's back, but Kane rams him into the turnbuckles and punches away.. Military press slam by Kane, then a chokeslam that sends Storm out of the ring.
Back inside, Storm slides under Kane and hits him. He goes off the ropes for a clothelsine, but Kane boots him down. Elbow drop by Kane. Storm floats over Kane and guillotines him on the ropes. Big boot by Storm, who hits a springboard dropkick 1-2-kickout. Low dropkick by Storm, but Kane sits right up.
Strom tries to pull Kane's mask off again, but Kane shoves him away. He picks Storm up and chokeslams him, then picks him up and chokeslams him again 1-2-3!
After the match, Van Dam comes in and he and Kane shake hands, with Van Dam looking at Storm and nodding his head.
In the back, Batista asks what the big deal is about Stone Cold coming back. Orton says the real big news is that Randy Orton is getting back in the ring. He thought he threw his shoulder out when they tossed Goldust into the electrical box, but the doctors say he's 99% and that's good enough. Flair comes in and tells them that it's time to show everyone that they are the evolution of wrestling.
-Booker T and Scott Steiner vs. Batista and Randy Orton
Orton and Booker start, with Booker hitting chop after chop. Booker hits a jumping calf kick and a back suplex 1-2-kickout. Chops by Booker beats away on Booker, and Batista gets in on the work. Flair trips up Booker, causing Steiner to run Flair from ringside. Tag to Batista, who clotheslines Booker into the corner and slams him down 1-2-shoulder up.
Batista rams Booker into the corner and tags in Orton. Punches by Orton, again and again until Booker falls to the mat. Orton picks Booker up and knees him in the face. Exchange of punches, with Booker starting to gain steam with chop after chop, then a spinebuster. Batista comes in, and Booker catches him with a spinning heel kick. Flair distracts the ref, allowing Orton and Batista to pull Booker away from Steiner and back to their corner.
Batista catches Booker in a bearhug. Booker tries to elbow out, but Batista just beats him down. Tag to Orton, who clubs away on Booker's back. Orton locks in a sleeper and brings Booker to the mat. Booker eventually elbows out of the hold and kicks Orton down. Batista comes in, but Booker catches him with a heel kick. He tries to tag, but again Flair gets on the apron and allows Batista and Orton to pull Booker away.
Steiner comes in anyway and clotheslines Batista and Orton down. He suplexes Batista out of the ring, then press slams Orton out of the ring. He applies the Steiner Recliner on Flair, but Batista clubs him in the back and knocks him out of the ring.
Batista knocks Booker down one more time and goes outside. He smashes Steiner into the apron. In the ring, Orton goes up top and flies for a crossbody, but Booker rolls through 1-2-3!
-Christian and Jericho vs. Stacy and Test
Test runs in the ring to try and take out both Christian and Jericho. He runs Jericho from the ring and takes out Christian with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Punches in the corner on Christian, thena back bodydrop. Meanwhile, Jericho runs around to the apron and pulls Stacy off, smashing her head into the apron. Test chases Jericho around and into the ring, where he and Christian doubleteam him.
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
Reporter: Fred Cook
The Raw music video plays, and we are LIVE from Toronto for the first Raw in sight of WrestleMania!
Eric Bischoff's music hits, and the Raw General Manager limps down the ramp, right leg seemingly unbending and left arm in a sling. Despite Stone Cold's actions last night, Bischoff is still standing. And if you think that we're going to see a triumphant Stone Cold tonight, think again, because he has been barred from the building. It's a shame that he'll miss tonight's Main Event, a 20-man Over The Top Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender for Triple H's Title at WrestleMania!
Stone Cold isn't here tonight because Bischoff wants the spotlight on a bigger star, the biggest star in the WWE, the biggest star in the history of this industry. A video of a helicopter's flyover plays, finally flying over a building which emits light that fades into the face of...
The Rock! The Rock comes out, with new video and music. He surveys the crowd and then walks into the Raw ring, to a mixed reaction to say the least.
Finally, The Rock has come back to Toron... Toron... To run his mouth on all our candy asses. The Rock is on Raw because last night, The Rock did Vince McMahon a favor by whipping the red and yellow candyass. Vince then did The Rock a favor by granting Rock anything he wanted, and Rock said he wanted to go on Raw in Toronto. It was here in Toronto that it all started. The biggest travesty in the industry went down right here, when the People turned on the People's Champion. Last year at WrestleMania, 68,000 mothercanuckers turned on him. Did you think The Rock was just going to forget? It doesn't matter what the people think!
There is one thing that bothered The Rock more than that. At Raw's Tenth Anniversary, the people didn't vote for The Rock as Superstar of the Decade. They voted for Stone Cold Steve Austin. Everybody loves Stone Cold. The Rock doesn't love Stone Cold. As a matter of fact, Stone Cold Steve Austin is nothing, and The Rock means nothing, compared to The Rock. There is only one true Superstar of the Decade, one Superstar of the Millenia: the jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin, better than any Canuck, hottest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck!
If you don't believe that, then believe this: The Rock is going to come into the big Battle Royal tonight, whip some ass, and become the World Champion at WrestleMania. If ya smell what the Rock--Rock stops and tells everyone that they have lost their sing-along privilege.Canada can take all their boos and shove them straight up their maple syrup sucking asses--is cooking.
-Jazz vs. Jacqueline
As Jacqueline comes down, we find that Victoria and Stevie Richards are visiting the announce booth. Jazz comes down and gets right to work.
Jazz boots Jacqui in the gut, then scoop slams her. Headscissors by Jacqui, then a dropkick that sends Jazz out of the ring. On the outside, Jacqui drops Jazz on the apron, then tosses her back in the ring. Jazz gets a two count.
Jazz picks Jacqui up and tosses her to the mat. Jacqui starts to fight back, kicking Jazz down, then hitting a few clotheslines. Jazz is able to trip up Jacqui and apply the Half Crab. Jacqui tries to crawl to the ropes, but Jazz pulls her back to the center and applies the STF for the submission victory!
Jazz starts to work the mic when the lights go out and Trish's music plays. As they come on, Trish is running into the ring. She Lou Thesz Presses Jazz and starts punching away. Victoria tries to run down and take her rivals out, but gets knocked out of the ring. Trish and Jazz keep going at it until refs can restrain them.
This past Friday, Test went to Gainesville, Florida to meet up with his new partner, GGW. The creator of Girls Gone Wild introduces Test to some of the girls. He is told that his job tonight will be to pick the finalists for Miss Girls Gone Wild. Clips are played of Test at a party with lots of ladies. We come back live, where Test and Maven are watching the Girls Gone Wild clip. Maven talks about how Test is the luckiest guy in the world for being set up with this gig by Stacy. Stacy comes in and sees the video and asks why Test said nothing happened when she can see girls rubbing their breasts in his face. Chief Morley comes in and tells Stacy and Test to make up quick, because they're facing Christian and Jericho tonight.
Clips are show of Goldust's electrocution at the hands of Batista and Orton. We go to an interview JR conducted with Goldust last week. Goldust says that he luckily lived through his electrocution and hopefully he can be back soon. JR brings up the rumors that Goldust may have some neurological damage. Goldust says that people have said that for a long time, but the fans have supported him du-du-du for a long time. As Goldust speaks, occasionally his head snaps back and he makes noises. He claims that the doctors don't really know what is wrong, but if he keeps on his medication, he might be able to help himself. JR asks if he has anything to say to the men who did this. Goldust looks in the camera and tells Batista and Orton that they have never been on death's door like he was, but when he returns, they'll wish they never knew the name of oooooh Goldust.
-Kane vs. Lance Storm
After highlights of Kane's inadvertant chokeslam of Rob Van Dam, the fires of hell explode and Kane comes out, with RVD still giving him support. Lance Storm comes out with his Canadian flag, and Regal in a suit.
Storm starts by jumping on Kane's back, but Kane rams him into the turnbuckles and punches away.. Military press slam by Kane, then a chokeslam that sends Storm out of the ring.
Back inside, Storm slides under Kane and hits him. He goes off the ropes for a clothelsine, but Kane boots him down. Elbow drop by Kane. Storm floats over Kane and guillotines him on the ropes. Big boot by Storm, who hits a springboard dropkick 1-2-kickout. Low dropkick by Storm, but Kane sits right up.
Strom tries to pull Kane's mask off again, but Kane shoves him away. He picks Storm up and chokeslams him, then picks him up and chokeslams him again 1-2-3!
After the match, Van Dam comes in and he and Kane shake hands, with Van Dam looking at Storm and nodding his head.
In the back, Batista asks what the big deal is about Stone Cold coming back. Orton says the real big news is that Randy Orton is getting back in the ring. He thought he threw his shoulder out when they tossed Goldust into the electrical box, but the doctors say he's 99% and that's good enough. Flair comes in and tells them that it's time to show everyone that they are the evolution of wrestling.
-Booker T and Scott Steiner vs. Batista and Randy Orton
Orton and Booker start, with Booker hitting chop after chop. Booker hits a jumping calf kick and a back suplex 1-2-kickout. Chops by Booker beats away on Booker, and Batista gets in on the work. Flair trips up Booker, causing Steiner to run Flair from ringside. Tag to Batista, who clotheslines Booker into the corner and slams him down 1-2-shoulder up.
Batista rams Booker into the corner and tags in Orton. Punches by Orton, again and again until Booker falls to the mat. Orton picks Booker up and knees him in the face. Exchange of punches, with Booker starting to gain steam with chop after chop, then a spinebuster. Batista comes in, and Booker catches him with a spinning heel kick. Flair distracts the ref, allowing Orton and Batista to pull Booker away from Steiner and back to their corner.
Batista catches Booker in a bearhug. Booker tries to elbow out, but Batista just beats him down. Tag to Orton, who clubs away on Booker's back. Orton locks in a sleeper and brings Booker to the mat. Booker eventually elbows out of the hold and kicks Orton down. Batista comes in, but Booker catches him with a heel kick. He tries to tag, but again Flair gets on the apron and allows Batista and Orton to pull Booker away.
Steiner comes in anyway and clotheslines Batista and Orton down. He suplexes Batista out of the ring, then press slams Orton out of the ring. He applies the Steiner Recliner on Flair, but Batista clubs him in the back and knocks him out of the ring.
Batista knocks Booker down one more time and goes outside. He smashes Steiner into the apron. In the ring, Orton goes up top and flies for a crossbody, but Booker rolls through 1-2-3!
-Christian and Jericho vs. Stacy and Test
Test runs in the ring to try and take out both Christian and Jericho. He runs Jericho from the ring and takes out Christian with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Punches in the corner on Christian, thena back bodydrop. Meanwhile, Jericho runs around to the apron and pulls Stacy off, smashing her head into the apron. Test chases Jericho around and into the ring, where he and Christian doubleteam him.
