Post by CandyKANE on Feb 12, 2003 7:33:32 GMT -5
Smackdown!
Charlie Haas (w/Paul Heyman) def. Edge
Edge spears Heyman but gets rolled up. Finish seemed slightly botched by
the ref (no official 3 count).
Promo with Steph and Kurt. Kurt gives Steph a rose for Valentine's Day and
goes to kiss her but Brock interferes. A 6 way (Team Angle vs. Brock,
Benoit & Edge) is set up for No Way Out. Brock invites Kurt to sit ringside
for his match tonight. Kurt gets mad and takes back the rose.
Rikishi NC Nunzio
Before the match can start Johnny Stamboli and Chuck Palumbo come down and
attack Rikishi. People around me could barely tell who Palumbo was but
surprisingly knew Stamboli. Nunzio kissed Rikishi on the mouth and slapped
him before they left.
Rey Mysterio def. Matt Hardy (w/ Shannon Moore)
One semi-botched spot that will be easily edited out. Rey wins with the
619/West Coast Pop combo I believe. Before the match Hardy requests to be
re-announced at 222 pounds.
Chris Benoit def. A-Train
A-Train got more heat than almost any other heel. Scary. Benoit wins with
the Crossface.
Bill Demott roughs up Brian Kendrick backstage. Sean O'Haire steps in to
save the day with his catch phrase.
Another Undertaker/Mystery Box segment. Kanyon was inside and came out
singing some awful 80s Boy George song (I think) in a bizarre costume.
Looks like someone watched The Wedding Singer recently. Taker destroyed him
with 3 chair shots while Heyman watched in disgust. Poor Kanyon.
Shelton Benjamin (w/ Charlie Haas) def. Eddie Guerrero
Haas came down with Benjamin but disappeared. He later reappeared to cost
Eddie the match. Benjamin wins with that sweet counter-kick he uses when
someone blocks his superkick.
Somewhere in here a segment with the Girls Gone Wild owner and Torrie Wilson
airs. I can't believe I recognized him. A Hugh Hefner segment aired too.
I have no idea if these will be on TV.
A Hogan-Rock recap from last year to the present airs. Alas, no Hogan or
Rock in Bakersfield.
Torrie Wilson def. Dawn Marie in a Valentine's Day bra and panties match.
It was what it was. Nidia came down after the match and got stripped to her
panties too.
Funaki interviews John Cena. Cena claims Funaki eats fried dog with rice or
something like that. Crowd liked it.
Brock Lesnar def. John Cena
Cena came out with another rap, this time about how dumb Lesnar is. Claimed
that Lesnar's tattoo on his back is a tattoo of his mom. Crowd liked that
one too. Cena hits Lesnar with a chain early on but Lesnar F5s him for the
win. Lesnar was the most over babyface by far.
After the match Lesnar F5ed Cena into the ring post and called Angle out.
Angle eventually came out and claimed he couldn't compete because of a sinus
infection but would be happy to face Brock next week in a match. Brock
agreed...then promptly clothes-lined him. They're going to have their match
next week? I have no idea if this will air. Team Angle attacks but gets
destroyed. Angle limps backwards up the ramp while Brock hovers over him.
Brock drops the belt on Angle, sneers at him, then leaves.
That's it.
Pops:
1. Lesnar
2. Taker
3. Edge
4. Rikishi
5. Mysterio
Heat:
1. Heyman
2. Team Angle
3. A-Train
4. Cena
5. Matt Hardy
Charlie Haas (w/Paul Heyman) def. Edge
Edge spears Heyman but gets rolled up. Finish seemed slightly botched by
the ref (no official 3 count).
Promo with Steph and Kurt. Kurt gives Steph a rose for Valentine's Day and
goes to kiss her but Brock interferes. A 6 way (Team Angle vs. Brock,
Benoit & Edge) is set up for No Way Out. Brock invites Kurt to sit ringside
for his match tonight. Kurt gets mad and takes back the rose.
Rikishi NC Nunzio
Before the match can start Johnny Stamboli and Chuck Palumbo come down and
attack Rikishi. People around me could barely tell who Palumbo was but
surprisingly knew Stamboli. Nunzio kissed Rikishi on the mouth and slapped
him before they left.
Rey Mysterio def. Matt Hardy (w/ Shannon Moore)
One semi-botched spot that will be easily edited out. Rey wins with the
619/West Coast Pop combo I believe. Before the match Hardy requests to be
re-announced at 222 pounds.
Chris Benoit def. A-Train
A-Train got more heat than almost any other heel. Scary. Benoit wins with
the Crossface.
Bill Demott roughs up Brian Kendrick backstage. Sean O'Haire steps in to
save the day with his catch phrase.
Another Undertaker/Mystery Box segment. Kanyon was inside and came out
singing some awful 80s Boy George song (I think) in a bizarre costume.
Looks like someone watched The Wedding Singer recently. Taker destroyed him
with 3 chair shots while Heyman watched in disgust. Poor Kanyon.
Shelton Benjamin (w/ Charlie Haas) def. Eddie Guerrero
Haas came down with Benjamin but disappeared. He later reappeared to cost
Eddie the match. Benjamin wins with that sweet counter-kick he uses when
someone blocks his superkick.
Somewhere in here a segment with the Girls Gone Wild owner and Torrie Wilson
airs. I can't believe I recognized him. A Hugh Hefner segment aired too.
I have no idea if these will be on TV.
A Hogan-Rock recap from last year to the present airs. Alas, no Hogan or
Rock in Bakersfield.
Torrie Wilson def. Dawn Marie in a Valentine's Day bra and panties match.
It was what it was. Nidia came down after the match and got stripped to her
panties too.
Funaki interviews John Cena. Cena claims Funaki eats fried dog with rice or
something like that. Crowd liked it.
Brock Lesnar def. John Cena
Cena came out with another rap, this time about how dumb Lesnar is. Claimed
that Lesnar's tattoo on his back is a tattoo of his mom. Crowd liked that
one too. Cena hits Lesnar with a chain early on but Lesnar F5s him for the
win. Lesnar was the most over babyface by far.
After the match Lesnar F5ed Cena into the ring post and called Angle out.
Angle eventually came out and claimed he couldn't compete because of a sinus
infection but would be happy to face Brock next week in a match. Brock
agreed...then promptly clothes-lined him. They're going to have their match
next week? I have no idea if this will air. Team Angle attacks but gets
destroyed. Angle limps backwards up the ramp while Brock hovers over him.
Brock drops the belt on Angle, sneers at him, then leaves.
That's it.
Pops:
1. Lesnar
2. Taker
3. Edge
4. Rikishi
5. Mysterio
Heat:
1. Heyman
2. Team Angle
3. A-Train
4. Cena
5. Matt Hardy
