Post by CandyKANE on Feb 14, 2003 6:17:55 GMT -5
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Edge vs. Charlie Haas
They lock up but Haas uses a fireman's carry take down to knock Edge down. Edge nails an arm drag take down followed by a drop toe hold. Haas pounds on Edge in the corner of the ring. Haas takes Edge down with a massive clothesline. Edge whips Haas into the corner but Haas takes the opportunity to roll up Edge for two. Haas nails a belly to belly and covers for 2. Haas locks Edge up in a arm submission but Edge fights out until Haas takes him down with his long hair. Haas attempts a suplex but Edge counters. Edge battles back with right hands until he knocks Haas down. Edge nails a back body drop on Haas then follows up with an Edge-a-matic but Haas kicks out. Edge face plants Haas but Heyman distracts Edge. Edge spears Heyman which allows Haas the opportunity to roll Edge up for the win.
* Apparently Nathan Jones is the exclusive property of Smackdown. They show a short promo about Jones' interview next week.
* Angle is chilling in Steph's office until she comes in. He compliments her on her new hair(which incidentally looks hideous), she thanks him and says they need to talk. He says he needs to talk to her and gives her a rose. She says she wants to talk about a match, Angle says that they are a perfect match. Lesnar busts in the door and asks if he is interrupting. Steph says at No Way Out there will be a six man tag match with Angle and Lesnar in it. Lesnar says he is excited about the match he has tonight with Cena. He invites Angle to come down to watch. Lesnar sarcastically wishes him a happy Valentines Day then leaves.
* Rikishi vs. Nunzio
Ok I am not sure if this was supposed to be a match but, Rikishi is attacking Nunzio until Johnny the Bull and Chuck Palumbo come out and beat on him with their new Italian mafia gimmick. Johnny yells that Rikishi better not mess with the family. They triple team Rikishi while the people in the crowd yell "kick his ass." Nunzio says that no one messes with the family.
* Rey Mysterio vs. Matt Hardy
Matt always gets more Valentines than his brother and he doesn't send flowers, only gives chocolate. Rey goes after Matt but Matt pushes him tot he ground. Matt is wearing a rubber suit to drop more weight to compete in the cruiserweight division. Matt clocks Rey in the head which changes the momentum of the match. That is until Rey nails a drop kicks Matt's face. Matt is thrown out of the ring and Rey dives after him but Matt rolls back in before damage can be done. Matt grabs rey outside the ring and drops him on the ring ropes. Matt nails a gut wrench suplex and covers for 2.. Matt hard hits a ricochet but Rey kicks out of the pin. Matt locks in a back breaker on his shoulders. Mysterio counters and takes Matt down. Mysterio spring boards off the top rope and on the Matt. Mysterio climbs to the top rope and nails a spring board moonsault and covers for 2. Matt is able to hit the side effect and cover but Rey kicks out. Matt catches Rey in mid air for what looks like a power bomb but Rey gets down safely. Rey nails a 619 and a West Coast pop. He covers and Moore is unable to break it up so Matt loses via pin fall. Matt goes to the announce table and makes excuses for losing. Then he says at No Way Out he will beat Kidman for the cruiserweight title.
* Backstage Benoit is doing push ups in preparation for his match with A-Train.
* Sean O'Haire says he is impressed by Kendrick. Bill Demott comes up and slams Kendrick into some lockers asking if he wants to make an impact. O'Haire steps in saying the kid has had enough but he's not telling him anything he didn't already know.
* Benoit vs. A-Train
For future referenc e, A-Train will know be known as AT in this report. AT rams Benoit into the turnbuckle. They lock up and AT rams him back into the corner. Benoit chops at AT but they do little if any good. AT chops at Benoit and takes him down. AT whips him into the corner. Benoit locks in a cross face but AT is at the ropes. Benoit attempts another cross face but AT reaches the ropes in a hurry. AT nails a back breaker, followed by another. AT drops his elbow on Benoit's back. Benoit is whipped into the corner again and AT locks in what looks like and inverted full nelson. AT lands a scoop slam type deal then leaps on Benoit from the top rope. AT locks in a back breaker with Benoit on his shoulders. Benoit hits a sunset flip and covers AT for 2. AT runs straight into the turnbuckle and Benoit nails 3 German suplexes. Benoit signals that the end has arrived. Benoit gets to the top rope and goes for the head butt but AT rolls out of the way. AT nails a bicycle kick and covers for 2. AT attempts a de-railer (or one of those train named moves) but Benoit counters it into a cross face. AT tries to reach the ropes but cannot and finally taps out.
* Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild talks to Torrie about being a special guest at the special spring break party. She says she can get pretty wild, he said he is counting on that.
* Heyman comes out to the ring with the big crate that has been sitting in the arena all night. Heyman talks about how the past few weeks Show has been trying to apologize with the singing telegram and Brother Love. Heyman thinks Taker is ungrateful. Taker's music hits and he rides down to the ring. Heyman leaves the ring telling Taker that the contents of th crate is for him. Taker opens it up and a Boy George impersonator comes out signing but Taker isn't amused. Taker attacks but the mystery assailant takes him down. The man removes his outfit revealing that it is Kanyon! Taker proceeds to pummel Kanyon outside the ring. Taker decimates him with a chair.
* Cena says that tonight he is going to smoke Lesnar
* Eddie Guerrero vs. Shelton Benjamin
A commercial goes on before the match starts. Benjamin nails a power slam then covers for 2. Shelton locks in an arm bar that Eddie has trouble recovering from. Eddie nails a suplex, then locks Benjamin into a head vice. Benjamin takes over and locks Eddie up in a head lock. Eddie knocks Benjamin down with his elbow. Eddie is on the second rope Benjamin goes to counter but Eddie is able to knock him down. Shelton lands is dragon whip finisher and covers for the win.
* Hugh Heffner from Playboy says that soon a WWE diva will make her way to the cover of Playboy.
* Valentines Day Bra and Panties Match Dawn Marie Wilson vs. Torrie
Damn Marie goes on the offensive quickly outside the ring. Damn rolls Torrie back in the ring a rips her shirt off. Torrie whips Dawn into the corner and rolls her up in an attempt to remove her pants. Outside the ring Torrie Slams Dawn's face into the mat. Back in the ring Torrie removes Dawn's shirt. Dawn almost pulls off Torrie's pants but she rolls out of Dawn's reach. The two wrestle around the ring with each other in an attempt to remove more clothes. Dawn body slams Torrie and goes to the top rope but Torrie takes her pants off before she can do anything. Nidia comes out and attacks Torrie.
* Cena vs. Lesnar
Cena raps about how Lesnar is all muscle and no brains. It was actually pretty funny. Cena hops in the ring and Lesnar begins the attack immediately. Lesnar drops Cena on his knee. Lesnar nails a huge belly to belly suplex. Cena rolls out of the ring and Lesnar takes the advantage of dropping Cena face first on the announcer's table. Cena knocks Lesnar in the eye but the momentum shift lasts only a second. Lesnar nails another belly to belly. Cena whacks Lesnar in the face with the chain he wears around his neck. Lesnar is completely laid out and Cena can only cover for two. Cena locks up with Lesnar and suplexes him then covers but Lesnar kicks out. Cena locks in a rear chin lock. Lesnar rises to his feet while Cena is still on him. Cena pulls him back down keeping the chin lock in tact. Cena lets the hold go and clotheslines him tot he mat. Cena takes it to Lesnar in the corner with multiple kicks. Lesnar takes over though and hits yet another belly to belly, followed by another. Cena is rammed into the exposed turnbuckle. Lesnar lifts Cena and delivers an F-5. Lesnar covers for the pin. Lesnar gets on the mic after the match and demands that Angle come out. He sees that Angle isn't coming out and says he thinks he can convince him too. Lesnar hops out of the ring and F-5's Cena into the ring post like he did to Angle in Tampa. Angle decided to go to the ring.
--Commercial Break--
Angle comes out and Lesnar challenges him. Angle says that he would give the people the greatest match in WWE history but he has a sinus infection. Lesnar says he thinks Angle is a chicken shit. Angle says he doesn't care what Heyman says he wants a match with Lesnar next week on Smackdown! Lesnar says that the match is on, the proceeds to suplex Angle. Outside the ring Lesnar belly to belly's Angle. He lifts Angle up for the F-5 but Benjamin and Haas save Angle. Lesnar makes short work out of them sending them flying into the barricades and ring posts. Lesnar F-5's Benjamin and walks up the ramp to Angle. Angle crawls away and Lesnar picks up the title belt and throws it at Angle.
Edge vs. Charlie Haas
They lock up but Haas uses a fireman's carry take down to knock Edge down. Edge nails an arm drag take down followed by a drop toe hold. Haas pounds on Edge in the corner of the ring. Haas takes Edge down with a massive clothesline. Edge whips Haas into the corner but Haas takes the opportunity to roll up Edge for two. Haas nails a belly to belly and covers for 2. Haas locks Edge up in a arm submission but Edge fights out until Haas takes him down with his long hair. Haas attempts a suplex but Edge counters. Edge battles back with right hands until he knocks Haas down. Edge nails a back body drop on Haas then follows up with an Edge-a-matic but Haas kicks out. Edge face plants Haas but Heyman distracts Edge. Edge spears Heyman which allows Haas the opportunity to roll Edge up for the win.
* Apparently Nathan Jones is the exclusive property of Smackdown. They show a short promo about Jones' interview next week.
* Angle is chilling in Steph's office until she comes in. He compliments her on her new hair(which incidentally looks hideous), she thanks him and says they need to talk. He says he needs to talk to her and gives her a rose. She says she wants to talk about a match, Angle says that they are a perfect match. Lesnar busts in the door and asks if he is interrupting. Steph says at No Way Out there will be a six man tag match with Angle and Lesnar in it. Lesnar says he is excited about the match he has tonight with Cena. He invites Angle to come down to watch. Lesnar sarcastically wishes him a happy Valentines Day then leaves.
* Rikishi vs. Nunzio
Ok I am not sure if this was supposed to be a match but, Rikishi is attacking Nunzio until Johnny the Bull and Chuck Palumbo come out and beat on him with their new Italian mafia gimmick. Johnny yells that Rikishi better not mess with the family. They triple team Rikishi while the people in the crowd yell "kick his ass." Nunzio says that no one messes with the family.
* Rey Mysterio vs. Matt Hardy
Matt always gets more Valentines than his brother and he doesn't send flowers, only gives chocolate. Rey goes after Matt but Matt pushes him tot he ground. Matt is wearing a rubber suit to drop more weight to compete in the cruiserweight division. Matt clocks Rey in the head which changes the momentum of the match. That is until Rey nails a drop kicks Matt's face. Matt is thrown out of the ring and Rey dives after him but Matt rolls back in before damage can be done. Matt grabs rey outside the ring and drops him on the ring ropes. Matt nails a gut wrench suplex and covers for 2.. Matt hard hits a ricochet but Rey kicks out of the pin. Matt locks in a back breaker on his shoulders. Mysterio counters and takes Matt down. Mysterio spring boards off the top rope and on the Matt. Mysterio climbs to the top rope and nails a spring board moonsault and covers for 2. Matt is able to hit the side effect and cover but Rey kicks out. Matt catches Rey in mid air for what looks like a power bomb but Rey gets down safely. Rey nails a 619 and a West Coast pop. He covers and Moore is unable to break it up so Matt loses via pin fall. Matt goes to the announce table and makes excuses for losing. Then he says at No Way Out he will beat Kidman for the cruiserweight title.
* Backstage Benoit is doing push ups in preparation for his match with A-Train.
* Sean O'Haire says he is impressed by Kendrick. Bill Demott comes up and slams Kendrick into some lockers asking if he wants to make an impact. O'Haire steps in saying the kid has had enough but he's not telling him anything he didn't already know.
* Benoit vs. A-Train
For future referenc e, A-Train will know be known as AT in this report. AT rams Benoit into the turnbuckle. They lock up and AT rams him back into the corner. Benoit chops at AT but they do little if any good. AT chops at Benoit and takes him down. AT whips him into the corner. Benoit locks in a cross face but AT is at the ropes. Benoit attempts another cross face but AT reaches the ropes in a hurry. AT nails a back breaker, followed by another. AT drops his elbow on Benoit's back. Benoit is whipped into the corner again and AT locks in what looks like and inverted full nelson. AT lands a scoop slam type deal then leaps on Benoit from the top rope. AT locks in a back breaker with Benoit on his shoulders. Benoit hits a sunset flip and covers AT for 2. AT runs straight into the turnbuckle and Benoit nails 3 German suplexes. Benoit signals that the end has arrived. Benoit gets to the top rope and goes for the head butt but AT rolls out of the way. AT nails a bicycle kick and covers for 2. AT attempts a de-railer (or one of those train named moves) but Benoit counters it into a cross face. AT tries to reach the ropes but cannot and finally taps out.
* Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild talks to Torrie about being a special guest at the special spring break party. She says she can get pretty wild, he said he is counting on that.
* Heyman comes out to the ring with the big crate that has been sitting in the arena all night. Heyman talks about how the past few weeks Show has been trying to apologize with the singing telegram and Brother Love. Heyman thinks Taker is ungrateful. Taker's music hits and he rides down to the ring. Heyman leaves the ring telling Taker that the contents of th crate is for him. Taker opens it up and a Boy George impersonator comes out signing but Taker isn't amused. Taker attacks but the mystery assailant takes him down. The man removes his outfit revealing that it is Kanyon! Taker proceeds to pummel Kanyon outside the ring. Taker decimates him with a chair.
* Cena says that tonight he is going to smoke Lesnar
* Eddie Guerrero vs. Shelton Benjamin
A commercial goes on before the match starts. Benjamin nails a power slam then covers for 2. Shelton locks in an arm bar that Eddie has trouble recovering from. Eddie nails a suplex, then locks Benjamin into a head vice. Benjamin takes over and locks Eddie up in a head lock. Eddie knocks Benjamin down with his elbow. Eddie is on the second rope Benjamin goes to counter but Eddie is able to knock him down. Shelton lands is dragon whip finisher and covers for the win.
* Hugh Heffner from Playboy says that soon a WWE diva will make her way to the cover of Playboy.
* Valentines Day Bra and Panties Match Dawn Marie Wilson vs. Torrie
Damn Marie goes on the offensive quickly outside the ring. Damn rolls Torrie back in the ring a rips her shirt off. Torrie whips Dawn into the corner and rolls her up in an attempt to remove her pants. Outside the ring Torrie Slams Dawn's face into the mat. Back in the ring Torrie removes Dawn's shirt. Dawn almost pulls off Torrie's pants but she rolls out of Dawn's reach. The two wrestle around the ring with each other in an attempt to remove more clothes. Dawn body slams Torrie and goes to the top rope but Torrie takes her pants off before she can do anything. Nidia comes out and attacks Torrie.
* Cena vs. Lesnar
Cena raps about how Lesnar is all muscle and no brains. It was actually pretty funny. Cena hops in the ring and Lesnar begins the attack immediately. Lesnar drops Cena on his knee. Lesnar nails a huge belly to belly suplex. Cena rolls out of the ring and Lesnar takes the advantage of dropping Cena face first on the announcer's table. Cena knocks Lesnar in the eye but the momentum shift lasts only a second. Lesnar nails another belly to belly. Cena whacks Lesnar in the face with the chain he wears around his neck. Lesnar is completely laid out and Cena can only cover for two. Cena locks up with Lesnar and suplexes him then covers but Lesnar kicks out. Cena locks in a rear chin lock. Lesnar rises to his feet while Cena is still on him. Cena pulls him back down keeping the chin lock in tact. Cena lets the hold go and clotheslines him tot he mat. Cena takes it to Lesnar in the corner with multiple kicks. Lesnar takes over though and hits yet another belly to belly, followed by another. Cena is rammed into the exposed turnbuckle. Lesnar lifts Cena and delivers an F-5. Lesnar covers for the pin. Lesnar gets on the mic after the match and demands that Angle come out. He sees that Angle isn't coming out and says he thinks he can convince him too. Lesnar hops out of the ring and F-5's Cena into the ring post like he did to Angle in Tampa. Angle decided to go to the ring.
--Commercial Break--
Angle comes out and Lesnar challenges him. Angle says that he would give the people the greatest match in WWE history but he has a sinus infection. Lesnar says he thinks Angle is a chicken shit. Angle says he doesn't care what Heyman says he wants a match with Lesnar next week on Smackdown! Lesnar says that the match is on, the proceeds to suplex Angle. Outside the ring Lesnar belly to belly's Angle. He lifts Angle up for the F-5 but Benjamin and Haas save Angle. Lesnar makes short work out of them sending them flying into the barricades and ring posts. Lesnar F-5's Benjamin and walks up the ramp to Angle. Angle crawls away and Lesnar picks up the title belt and throws it at Angle.