Complaints

[CandyKANE]

1)I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off!

2)And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

3)Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

4)The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

5)I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6 am his cock wakes me up and it is now getting too much for me.

6)I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.

7)My bush is really overgrown around the front and my back passage has fungus on it.

8)I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof, I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.

[patterson]

"GET OUT OF THAT TRAILER PARK QUICKLY!"

-OUT-

[virginiaron]

What's wrong with a trailer park? I hate when people are prejudiced against the rich! ;D

It's a sad day when one aspires to be elevated to the status of "Trailer Park Trash" isn't it?

That's what us poor southerners want though.

jk

[patterson]

Ahhaa! But you are so wrong "Common Weltharon"! I am a Southerner and my home will never have wheels!! Let alone any lawn decorations in the shape of cars! ;D

[virginiaron]

Smack said:

Ahhaa! But you are so wrong "Common Weltharon"! I am a Southerner and my home will never have wheels!! Let alone any lawn decorations in the shape of cars! ;D

What about the following lawn decor: pink flamingos? plastic Santas? a junkyard?

Or how 'bout leaving Christmas decorations up all year?

And, by the way, you can remove the wheels! ;D

High Aspirations in the Commonwealth....

[patterson]

virginiaron said:

And, by the way, you can remove the wheels! ;D

I'll have to ask my mom/2nd cousin!

[virginiaron]

Smack said:

I'll have to ask my mom/2nd cousin!

You mean you know exactly which one of the clan is mom?

In breeding is indeed a terrible thing!