Whoo hoooooooo!! ONLY ONE ONLINE!!!

[PhilAxler]

Where is every body?  It's opnly 3something AM?! Damn,  insomnia sure does lead to boredom.  Nothing on TV,  no one online...  Posted enough porn... for awhile...maybe I'll just wander around here for a bit....

dooo di doooo *whistling a tune* *strolling* "what's over here?" Oh it's my first 'talking to' by a mod.  Boy,  that made me feel like a kid...

*trips* "what the hell was that?"
"oh,  my topic was moved because I was too a)dumb b)drunk c)tired to realize that I should put my XPW topic in the XWA/WWA forum" - by the way,  read it,  it's about Vic Grimes's stupidity/lack of caring for his family....

*whistling a tune and strolling*  "What's over here?"  Oh it's my tonne o' porn I posted today.  Not bad,  not bad.  Bitched out some regular here.  Oh well, it'll blow over.

*stumbles again* G_DDAMNITT !!!what is it this time?  Oh,  I have to censor myself.  I guess it makes sense.  Just wish I was asked and not told,  but politeness seems to be a lost virtue these days.

All in all,  not a bad day for a newbie who posted over twenty times.  MAN, I HAVE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO ON SATURDAYS WHEN PROCRASTINATING!!!!!

Anywhoo, peace out,  sleep tight.  I'll turn off the lights on the way out.

[The Ironman]

dude this post lightened the day....good to see another sense of humour around the boards

cya man

[Stunner]

I have a sense of Humour.

Now how can I show you that I have a sense of Humour, hmmm.
Run naked down the street? No, its cold outside and you couldn't see it.
Stick my dick into the CD Rom? No, Its too bit j/k Plus I may get an electric shock.
Shout out the window that i'm Gay? No, truth hurts j/k and persides I may get the shit kicked out of me and i'm Not!
I don't know you'll have to believe me!

[The Ironman]

i meant that there's another to add to the one's we have already! like u, FA, matt, etc

dude u aint gay! u cant be

[PhilAxler]

Don't worry about him,  remember,  ppl who say they aren't gay,  are gay.  It's a supposed denial thing.  Tehrefore,  if he says he IS gay,  then he isn't.  So don't worry.

Good gay joke:

So I pick up this guy at a bar and i take him back to my place.  Then I get him a beer and we start to fuck.  I mean really fuck.  He's one of the best lays of my life.  Then, when I'm done,  he tries to cuddle.  What a FAG EH?

[Stunner]

Of course i'm not ... hang on ... the denial thing ... uh, Gay? ... ah fuck it who cares ... I do! ... What the fuck am I goin on about ... Shit i'm talkin to myself again ... and i'm not the only one online .... Huh? ... Where did I put those pills ... What pills? ... Fuck, I need help! ... No I don't I'm fine! ... Uh, why am I posting this? ... Who said that? ... Hmmm, let me think ............... Uh, Woo? ... I forgot what the purpose of this post was now! ... Who cares!!!!

Woo! I am losing my mind!!!

Doh ... lost it.

[The Ironman]

im not gay

but hang on, if i say "im not gay" then i am.
but if i say "i am gay" then everyone will think im gay too
and that means that everyone is gay coz they've got to say one or the other.
arrrrhhhhhh! my head hurts

its like one of those situations a woman puts u in where theres no rite answer, its a trap......no wonder stunner's lost it his mind, but i think i last saw it in the promo section for the efed.

[Stunner]

Where. Where did you see my mind? in the Efed section huh. Damn it! I can't remember where the Efed section is. Hmmmm, I think I .... Know where it ... is. Is it before the ... No thats the Tv section wait a second!! I wonder if its after the Tv section ... No thats the Efed section. Now where could the Efed section be? My head hurts!! Wats my head?? I give up, i'm goin back to bed! ... Shit now where did i put that Bed? Fuck it I'm jus gonna sleep right here....

[SNK_Hammer]

You know it's always nice to read post were you can really fell the love come off the page

[glow=Teal,2,300]What the hell kind of colour is teal, well i read this back and see[/glow]

[shadow=Navy,left,300]PhilAxler nice sig and great post nice to get a few funny post here and there[/shadow]

[Stunner]

Hey wats Steph doin in your Sig? hmmm? Who said that? Good damn it those voices came back again! I should call someone for help. Oh, yeah the Ghostbusters!

(Dials up) *I'm an Idiot, by the Way!!*

Hello, Who's this? Oh, wrong number! Stupid Police. Since when was 999 there number anyway! Oh yeah! Jackass! Ok, Calm down and breath slowly..... WOO! I feel alot better!  :)Hmm, Hey I got my mind back. WOO! ;D

The Stunner is back, mentally anyway! WOO!

*I got to stop Woo'ing*

[MCoLe]

Ok dudes....this post is a bit fucked up here.....I shouldn't of read it...

[HardRock14]

I'm glad I read this. Do more. make me laugh. this is funny.

[Stunner]

MCole said:

Ok dudes....this post is a bit fucked up here.....I shouldn't of read it...

What? There is nothin wrong with a guy losing his mind from time to time!! Shit I think I lost it again ... No wait i'm Ok!

WOO!

[HardRock14]

OK, I'll try to be funny for once.

Hey, where's my hand, where's my hand? Oh there it is, on the stool. Plow. No, that's just a rubber hand. Oh, I'll go ask John and Stunner.

HardRock-Do you guys know where my fuckin ass hand is?

John-No man.

Stunner-Same here.

HardRock-OK.

He then continues on, and walks into a bar. HardRock orders his food and sits down. When his food is served to him, he thanks the waiter and begins eating.

Chomp. Owwwww.

Goddamnit, what is it you stupid mother fucker food? He then finds his hand in a spicy juicy quesadila.

[The Ironman]

wow we got some seriously messed up minds here!
quick someone wots the number for 999?

arh! people are trying to be funny now that wasn't the point of this post! hang on wot was the point of this post? who is responsible for all the randomness? why are there so many unanswered questions? why god damn it! why, god im getting emotional now! that surely wasn't the point of this? philaxler wot do you want for us? i cant take it....help me someone, please i beg u! get me out of this paradox of stuff that doesn't make sense. help meeeeeeeeeeeee!