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Post by PhilAxler on Mar 5, 2002 14:47:20 GMT -5
Now that everyone's thoroughly confused, we can begin the brainwashing. We'll start with "it's true": You must order a large cheese pizza. Ask them to deliver it to the mailbox. then when the guy comes, run down the walk "mission impossible" style, WHILE humming the tune AS LOUD AS YOU CA. So a combat roll up to the mailbox and act like he can't see you behind it. Then reach up behind your head and slowly pass the money to him withot looking at him. Then when he gives you the pizza, wait till he gets back in his car, open it and HUCK IT AT HIS CAR!!! HAAAAAAA!!!!! tach him to mess with the MASTER!!!!
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Post by PhilAxler on Mar 5, 2002 14:50:16 GMT -5
Oh yeah, then run like HELL. The rest of you will get your missions as well. Be patient.
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Post by Stunner on Mar 5, 2002 18:32:36 GMT -5
Woo! Can't wait!!!  |
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Post by jody on Mar 5, 2002 18:36:28 GMT -5
 and i thought i did weird things when i was bored  this whole post was so  |
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Post by The Ironman on Mar 6, 2002 5:23:55 GMT -5
ring, ring
Pizzadude: Hello domino's pizza, how can i help.
Its true: large cheese pizza
Pizzadude: do you want toppings, sir?
Its true: large cheese pizza
Pizzadude: ok, sir, address......
Its true: mailbox of my house......242 sandy walk
some 20 mins later
door bell rings. pizzaman hears down the hall.....
DA.DA...DA.DA.DA.DA...DA.DA...DOO DE DOO..DOO DE DOO
to his surprise looking through the frosted glass he can make out some fool rolling about on the floor...
Pizzaman: hello, anyone there?
mailbox opens, ten pound note hanging out.
the pizzaman then takes the money and pushes the pizza through.....
Pizzaman: er bye then
he walks off to the car.
Its true: philaxler, plan so far complete
the pizzaman gets back in his car and its true bursts out the door after the car and lobs the pizza, it twists in the air, and........
its true: philaxler, targets destroyed, er....he's running at me? er shit run....
he pegs it back a slams the door shut, and hides under the table realising he has finally lost his mind
his torture soul begins to scream out, aaarrrrrhhh!!!
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Post by PhilAxler on Mar 6, 2002 12:05:53 GMT -5
SWEET, FIRST MISSION A COMPLETE SUCCESS!!!
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this whole post was so
