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Post by Stunner on Mar 22, 2002 19:25:38 GMT -5
What are some of your most embarrassing moments?
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Post by Stunner on Mar 22, 2002 20:45:50 GMT -5
I'll start off.
The other year I was out with my friend walkin his dog, this big bloody German Shepherd. Anyway we're walkin along this path way as i got the dog on the lead. My friend as a joke throws a ball in front, and the dog charges for it. well I get dragged along as Is had the lead wrapped round my hand. i'm running with the dog as fast as i can till I tripped. I went flying and went crashing down onto the concrete. It didn't seem funny at the time as I fucked up my arm but was certainly embarrassing. Definitly as this girl I really liked saw it all. And it didn't make me look to good. Oh, well I have had more embarrassing than that!
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Post by Stunner on Mar 24, 2002 21:16:04 GMT -5
Ok this is probably my most ok.
One time me and me friends were mucking around near a skip, and when it started to get late me and a couple of my friends decided to sit on the edge it the skip, it had some junk inside. Another one of my idiotic friends on his bike decided to ride close and i got knocked backwards into the skip. I landed on a vase which smashed. We moved on from the skip and I could feel a wet feeling in my shorts at the back. I was thinking all kinds of things, i was shocked when i felt the area! My hand was covered in Blood. As I landed on the vase it cut my ASS. I had to go to the Hospital and got about 10 stiches in my ASS. Can you imagine layin face down in a hospital bed as a Nurse puts stiches into your ASS, how embarrassing!!
*See if you can top this!
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Post by CandyKANE on Mar 25, 2002 13:11:41 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That will be tough to beat!
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Post by Sid_Vicious on Mar 29, 2002 22:49:57 GMT -5
hehe yeah thats pretty good, I cant think of anything right now but i'll get my Story on here soon!
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Post by MCoLe on Mar 31, 2002 17:52:00 GMT -5
I don't think I can top that, but one time, about a year ago, I was with my friend(about 6'2!) in a swiiming pool, and I jumped in and accidently elbowed him in the eye, he got really pissed off, Dunked me under water, took off my trunks, and threw them off somewhere, and then their I was, in a pool with about 50 people in it, and I was their naked, and then a hot lifegaurd picked em up, and I had to get up and get it....
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Post by virginiaron on Apr 10, 2002 20:00:56 GMT -5
This story is embarrassing but true.
After the birth of my second child my wife told me she was through having kids and that I needed to get fixed. So, much to my dismay, I had a vasectomy. They explained that it may take a while before all of the sperm is gone and I needed to have that checked before I was "turned loose". So I went for my sperm evaluation. The nurse handed me a jar and said "Could you please give me a specimen". I took the jar into the bathroom. It had been a while since I had gotten busy....so in a very short time I had produced A LOT of "Sperm" into the jar. I came out of the bathroom holding the jar, said "Here you go" to the nurse. She got this funny look on her face and said "Ron, I only needed a urine sample". I quickly glanced arould the Doctor's office and saw a couple of strange looks. She told me I needed to produce the urine sample. I told her it'd be a few minutes. I walked out of the back and into the lobby. Almost immediately you could here the loud laughter coming from the back. I'm sure that to this day those people still remember me...and its been 12 years.
Embarrassingly yours,
Mr. Specimen
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Post by Ice Chiller on Apr 11, 2002 5:32:54 GMT -5
Ha Ha! That must have been embarrassing. I think that one is the best so far!
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Post by CandyKANE on Apr 11, 2002 6:55:22 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That will be tough to beat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I stand corrected, Mr. Specimen you win hands down! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by virginiaron on Apr 11, 2002 7:36:18 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I stand corrected, Mr. Specimen you win hands down! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I've got to admit that, hands down, I'd rather WIN in the "Slept with the most Supermodels" category. ;D
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