Your Mama Jokes

[patterson]

Let's see how far we get... I'll kick start this one;

Your Mama's so fat....she sweats "Crisco"!

Your mama's like a T.V., a three year old can turn her on!!

Your mama's like a bowler....she like's it in the alley and at times, in the gutter!

Next.....

[2REAL]

[glow=red,2,300]OK HERE'S FOUR
1:Yo mamas like a racecar burns four rubbers and comes back for more
2:yo mamas like a soda machine it's 25 cents a pop
3:yo mamas like a library open to the public
4:yo mamas like a shotgun one cock and she blows[/glow]