100 ways to know you watch too much wrestling

[2REAL]

[glow=red,2,300]OK HERE IT GOES
1:your ppv parties are bigger than your superbowl party's

2:you cut promos in the shower

3:you give the peoples elbow to someone sleeping on the floor

4:you wont enter a room until someone turns of the light and theres a firework display

5:you yell puppies everytime a big breasted girl with a tight shirt walks by

6:you end your speeches and comunications with "IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMM TRUE

7:when you meet new people and they are intoducing themselves you scream back at them "IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!"

OK YALL KEEP EM COMIN[/glow]

[Matt_Lowry]

U would know it wouldnt u, i had a site in my bookmark thing with like 100 of these. Funny stuff i deleted it out of there like two days ago.

As Faarooq says- DAMN!

I still got a few


1) When you lose a fight you lightly grab your head claiming the other guy pulled your hair.

2) If you say, "TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!" more than 5 times a day.

3) If you take your girlfriend out to a chinese restaurant you chant your country's name over and over again in the middle of dinner.

4) If you know what "slobber-knocker" means.

5) When you see a fight is about to happen you yell out, "Let's get ready to rumble!!!"

6) If you grab you boss by the hair and ask your co-workers, "If you think I should finish this can of whoop-ass gimme a hell yeah."

7) If you squirt you boss' wife with a water gun and tell her not to worry because you can keep it up "all night long."

8) If you have ever looked in the bible for "Austin 3:16."

9) When someone asks where you are from, you tell them you are from "parts unknown."

10) If you ever tried to get the crowd chanting "Asshole" during a baseball game.

11) If you turn the light out and then tell your girlfriend to "rest in peace".

12) If you've ever got kicked off the high school wrestling team for giving someone the Stone cold Stunner.

13) When someone tries to introduce themselves you yell out, "It doesn't matter what your name is!!!"

14) If you hear someone say, "what does everybody want" You yell out "HEAD" without giving it a second thought.

15) If you ever grabbed your neighbors dog and givin it the airplane spin.

16) When you walk into a bar, you run up to the band, grab the microphone and yell out, "Cut the music".

17) When you start to shake someone's hand at a party, then hesitate to see if the crowd agrees you should.

18) When you start spray-painting nWo all around your house and school.

19) When your christmas tree has a Mr. Socko hand puppet at the top instead of an angel or star.

20) When you walk into a bar and yell out, "HELLO LADIES".

21) If you keep a foreign object in your boxers.

22) If you've ever painted your face white and stopped talking to your friends and co-workers.

23) If you refer to every woman at your work as a ho.

24) When at you go to a strip bar and tell everyone, "pimpin' ain't easy" while holding a fan full of ten dollar bills.

25) Every time you eat a pepperoni stick you yell out, "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM"

26) If on halloween you go around as Chris Jericho stealing little kids masks and putting them around your neck as prizes.

27) If your best friend has ever offered you a title shot at his tin foil championship belt.

28) If you've ever tried to play "air guitar" on the tin foil belt you used a chair shot to win.

29) If someone has ever picked a fight with you, you put your index finger up and wave it back and forth in front of them, while mouthing the words, "no way".

30) If you've ever started a rumor between two girls just to see an imprompu live evening gown match.

31) If you've ever finished a speech to your co-workers with the statement, "...and if yer not down with that I got 2 words for ya: SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!"

32) If you ever thought of WCW as both the farm team and the retirement home.

33) If you've ever been asked to leave the bus early for giving the cars behind you crotch chops.

34) If you've ever had the urge to shove your sock-covered-hand down your best friends mouth simply because he yawned.

35) When you buy the last Sable issue of Playboy just to say, "you have the set."

[HardRock14]

Go to Prowrestling.com's forum. They have like over 250 ways there. They're still not done and they probably never will be.