Rage July 22nd results

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The new theme song for Rage, Spineshark’s “ New Disease” hits, the Crowd jumps to their feat as the fire works explode and Good ol’e J.R. and the King bring you live action for tonight’s Rage.

J.R.: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight’s Rage is one of the best. We have the Tag titles on the line as well as the European and Heavyweight titles.

King: And we have the two matches to deside the two people going to “Turning Point” for the X title. And that’s are first match, Mikey vs. Madman. Madman and Mikey have had many matches.

J.R.: Yes king, and one of these men could walk out of “Turning Point” the X champ. But we could see tag partner vs. tag partner. Or even what we saw last week FallenAngel beating Mikey in a match. That could be at “Turning Point”

"Falling Down" by Breaking Point hits and the crowd lays some heat on Madman as he walks down to the ring. He slides in and looks pissed at the crowd and then waits for Mikey to come on down. Glass Shaters by Disturbed hits and Mikey comes out to the crowd and the face cheer for Mikey. Mikey slides into the ring and Madman starts to beat down on him and the ref calls for the bell and the first match for Rage is off and starting. Madman whips Mikey to the ropes and clotheslines him down. Mikey gets up but gets knocked down by a suplex by Madman. Madman picks up Mikey and hits a ddt on him and goes for the cover but only gets a two counts. Madman puts Mikey on the top rope and superplexs him off the top rope. And in mid air he hits a super jackhammer off the top rope. He covers but Mikeys foot was on the ropes.

King: Wow, the was a super Jackhammer and it looked pain full. I would hate to be Mikey right now cause he is three seconds away for losing his shot at the X title and the PPV.

Madman puts Mikey in a headlock and Mikey gets out by hitting a back body drop and he hurts himself as he hurts Madman. Madman gets up first and picks up Mikey and whips him into the corner and runs at him and hits a splash on Mikey, Madman picks Mikey up again and sets him up for a pumphandle slam and connects. Madman goes for another one but Mikey gets out of it and pushes Madman into the ref and knocks them both down. Mikey goes outside the ring and goes and gets a chair. Mikey picks the chair over his had and Madman kicks the chair right into Mikey’s face. Mikey gets back up with the chair and Madman hits the “Mad fist” to the chair and knocks out Mikey. Madman then hits the "Mad Sanity" onto the chair. Madman throws the chair out of the ring and then climbs to the top rope and jumps off and hits the “Mad Splash” and the ref comes two and counts the 1…..2….3…. Madman gets the win.

King: Madman won he beat Mikey. So he is going to Turning Point and will face the winner of Tony Sinn and FallanAngel.

J.R.: This was a great match to start off rage and we have a lot left so stay with us.
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J.R.: Well King this next match is going to be for the second spot at the Pay per view main event. The winner of this match will face Madman for the X title finals.

King: Tony Sinn had been on a losing streak and might break it beating FallenAngel. But FallenAngel wants that belt and I know he can do it.

Sevendust "Denial" hits and FallenAngel walks down to the ring. The crowd really is putting heat on him. FallenAngel walks down to the ring and gets in and waits for Tony to come out. Invincable hits and the crowd gets on their feet as Tony Sinn walks out and he gets in the ring.

King: Tony has been on a rampage and has taken out alot of people and might even take it out on FallenAngel.

J.R.: Tony could very well beat FallenAngel and go to face his tag team partner, Madman.

The bell rings and both men square of and Tony gets FallenAngel in a headlock. FallenAngel breaks it and whips Tony into the ropes and hits a powerslam. Tony hits a drop toehold and waits for FallenAngel to get up. Tony picks him out and whips him to the ropes and clotheslines him down. He picks him up again but FallenAngel hits a ddt. FallenAngel picks up Tony but Tony reveres it and locks on the ankle lock. FallenAngel scrabbles to the ropes and Tony lets the hold go and FallenAngel rolls out of the ring.

King: This is interesting FallenAngel did not think his game plan out. FallenAngel now has to figure out what he was doing.

J.R.: If Tony can lock in the ankle lock from what FallenAngel was about to do, he could lock in anything.

FallenAngel gets back into the ring and Tony kicks him. Tony picks up FallenAngel and clips his legs and FallenAngel goes down. FallenAngel pulls the ref out of the ring and knocks him out. FallenAngel then low blows Tony sin down. FallenAngel goes outside the ring and gets a chair. He goes into the ring and swings the chair and Tony but he ducks and gets hit in the leg with a drop kick by Tony. Tony grabs the chair and starts swinging and FallenAngel leg and he is screaming in pain. Tony pulls FallenAngel to the corner and then goes out side and locks in the Figure Four on the ring post.

King: OH MY GOD!!! He is going to break FallenAngel’s leg he can’t do this.

J.R.: Some one has to come out and stop this.

Tony lets go of the hold and goes back into the ring. He taunts FallenAngel to get up. FallenAngel trys but can’t even stand. Tony lays the chair down and picks up FallenAngel and hits the “ one way death drop” on the chair. The old ref gets in the ring and counts the 1…….2….. kick out FallenAngel. Tony gets mad and locks in the 11th sin and FallenAngel is in pain. FallenAngel fights to get to the ropes but the pain is too much and he taps out.

J.R.: Well this match ended with pain and Tony Sin has done that only few have tried to do and that’s to make FallenAngel tap out.

King: But now at Turning point its Madman vs. Tony Sinn for the X title. That one should be a match of the ages.

Tony Sinn lets go of the 11th sin and walks out of the ring laughing. FallenAngel try’s to get up but can’t and two refs help him out of the ring.

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J.R.: Now its time for the EWA Heavyweight Title to be decided, Assasin the raining champion here in EWA, but his opponents may see different.
King: Yeah, with the likes of MSD and Escobar, former tag members, it’ll be a tuff match for Assasin.
J.R.: Yeah, and here comes Escobar now.

**"The arena goes silent as the lights dim to blue............"Hit Em Up" blares all over the speakers and out comes Escobar, he walks to the ring and slides in, takes off his bandana and awaits his opponents**

**Right after Escobar came out, A video on the "Titan Tron". The video is in the same format as the begining credits of the movie "Seven" and the Nine Inch Nail video, "Closer" to the song of Mr. Self Destruct by NIN, and MSD walks out with a cocky look over his face and down to the ring he walks, he rolls in and looks Escobar in the eye, they both look to the Tron to wait for the champ**

**Now, Retired WWE Superstar Mankind’s music hits and Assassin walks from the back with a straight jacket wrapped around him, he walks to the ring while tearing through the jacket, he gets in the ring and looks at his opponents, then the match is under way with the sound of the bell**

J.R.: And the match is under way, as the men go at it for the Heavyweight title.

**The men all grapple, with a three man tie up. Assassin shows off his power by pushing MSD and Escobar back, the two former tag team members quickly take advantage of the champ by executing a double dropkick**

J.R.: This is where the old team work comes into play.
King: Yeah, that being there should make it a disadvantage for Assassin.

**Then MSD and Escobar pick up Assassin and toss him into the ropes and as he comes back they duck down and throw him over there shoulders as he hits the mat hard they start to stomp him ferociously**

King: They’re really executing the tag team tactics.
J.R.: Well, they’re taking out the champ first.

**Now Assassin is wearing down quickly he lies on the mat he tries to get up using the nearest turnbuckle, but Escobar quickly goes after him, MSD comes from behind and hits a sleeper drop slam on Escobar**

J.R.: Well executed move.
King: Yeah, I wonder If Escobar has fallen asleep yet? Haha.
J.R.: Yeah…<br>King: What?
J.R.: Nothing. But look, MSD is stomping at Escobar.

**MSD then picks him up and throws him to the turncbuckle across the ring, he runs forward only to meet an elbow of Escboar, but they both don’t notice Assassin charging full speed at the two, he executes a huge double clothesline, he then lands a straight kick to the stomach of MSD and then an elbow drop to Escobar, he picks up Escobar as MSD has rolled outside of the ring, and he tosses him to the ropes as Escobar comes back Assassin is punched in the back of MSD who quickly got back into the ring, Escobar comes back and hits the Drive Bye on the champion**

J.R.: That’s a different way to use it, but still the same affect.

**Now, Escobar and MSD battle it out with right hands as Assassin lies on the mat, Escobar gets the better of MSD punching him back into the turnbuckle, a few kicks to the stomach and MSD falls sitting in the buckle, Escobar takes a few steps back and forward and hits a straight kick to the mouth to MSD**

King: Ooooh! That will be a smack heard round the world.


**Now Assassin is making his way back to his feet, but Escobar notices and hits a swinging neckbreaker on him to set him back down, MSD has rolled outside the ring once again and is using the announcer table to stand up, but Escobar is taking advantage and climbs the rope, he yells for the 187 he stands up straight but, out of pure energy rush, MSD jumps to the apron and a quick jump to hit the Detonator on Escobar but MSD crushes Escobar’s body into Assassin knocking them both out, MSD rolls Escobar off and covers him, hooks the leg, the ref jumps down and counts…1…2…3…<br>
J.R.: By god, we have a new Heavyweight champ. MSD has done it!
King: I told you J.R.!
J.R.: You didn’t say anything King.
King: You must of not heard me.
J.R.: Sure. But folks, tune into Turning Point to see if MSD can retain his title!

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JR: “This match coming up should be one hell of a match to watch. McCold is making his EWA Debut in this match against the EWA European Champion Happy Bob!”<br>King: “McCold doesn’t deserve this title shot, and Happy Bob doesn’t even deserve that title.”<br>JR: “Don’t be dis-respectful, King. I am glad that McCold has this match to show off his abilities, and Happy Bob damn sure deserves the European Title.”<br>
"Come on get happy" by the partridge family blares into the arena as the crowd goes into a frenzy. They begin holding up signs for Happy Bob and they begin to cheer loudly as Happy Bob and "The queen of extreme" Shannon walk out from behind the curtain to a huge ovation. Happy Bob waves to the crowd as he holds the European Championship over his shoulder, and he slides into the ring. Shannon walks over to Happy Bob’s corner, and she stands there and claps with a smile as Happy Bob taunts on the turnbuckle. Happy jumps off of the turnbuckle and hands the title to the referee as he bounces off of the ropes to get warmed up. “No Chance” hits and McCold walks out from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction from the crowd. McCold runs down to the ring and slides in as the bell rings and Happy and McCold slowly circle each other.

JR: “Well, this match has finally gotten started, and I can’t wait.”<br>King: “I actually want to see who wins this match. It could be interesting.”<br>
Suddenly, both men jump forward as they lock up and try to overpower each other. McCold quickly ends the battle over power as he knees Happy in the gut and nails a viscous DDT. Happy seems dazed for a minute, and then McCold goes to pick up Happy Bob. Happy quickly slides out of the way and nails a drop toe hold, making McCold’s face slam straight into the mat. Happy Bob quickly pushes himself to his feet as he grabs McCold and slowly begins to pick him up. Once McCold is on his feet Happy Bob sets him up and nails a suplex. McCold holds his back in pain, and Happy Bob goes to pick him up again. Only this time, McCold fights back with elbows to the mid-section of Happy Bob. McCold kicks Happy Bob in the mid-section, and picks him up and nails a powerbomb. Happy Bob holds his back in pain as McCold goes down to pick up Happy.

JR: “Wow, McCold is doing better in this match than I thought he would.”<br>King: “You’re right about that.”<br>JR: “Whoa, I’ve never heard you tell me that I was right before.”<br>King: “Uh, pretend I never said that.....”<br>
As McCold is picking Happy up, Happy pushes McCold away and gives him a hard stare. McCold runs at Happy Bob quickly, but Happy Bob hits a huge spinebuster and jumps back to his feet as he looks down at McCold. Happy stomps down on McCold, and then he stops as he looks at the crowd and holds his arms up and they go wild.

JR: “It seems Happy Bob now has the advantage in this match.”<br>King: “That Spinebuster was huge. That one’s gonna leave a bruise.”<br>
After Happy taunts to the crowd, he turns to see McCold getting up. McCold is on one knee, and Happy runs to hit the “Rainbow Driver” but McCold moves and Happy lands straight on his ass. McCold is getting up, but then Happy delivers a huge Haymaker punch straight to McColds stomach. The air is taken out of McCold, and he drops onto his knees. Happy stands up and smiles to the crowd as he nails the “Rainbow Driver” on McCold.

JR: “The Rainbow Driver! That had to hurt!”<br>King: “You got that right. I’m sure McCold is gonna be feeling that one in the morning.”<br>
Happy Bob turns and looks at Shannon, and he winks as she laughs seductively. Happy Bob turns around and climbs onto McCold as he locks on the “Give and Receive”. McCold tries to fight back as he reaches the ropes, but then he realizes it is impossible, as he is in the middle of the ring. McCold taps out and Happy Bob releases the hold and jumps up as he begins to celebrate.

JR: “Happy wins!”<br>King: “Quit rubbing it in, JR.”<br>
“Come on get Happy” by The Partridge Family begins to play as the referee hands Happy Bob the European Title. Happy Bob holds up the title as Shannon slides into the ring and congradulates Happy Bob. Shannon then seductively whispers something into Happy Bob’s ear, and his face lights up. Happy Bob and Shannon quickly hurry out of the ring as McCold gets up slowly in anger. He looks towards the entrance ramp angrily at Happy Bob and Shannon as they disappear behind the curtain. The scene slowly fades to black as McCold continues to stare angrily at the entrance ramp.....


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JR-that last match was exciting King, but this one almost puzzles me!
King-I know what you mean JR. Why would the Commish. Team up Destroyer and Mystery Man?? And for the titles none the less!
JR-Your guess is as good as mine King. Let’s go to the ring.

The camera scans the crowd, then to the platform as mysterious music is played. Suddenly, the 6’3, 270 pound masked man comes out! The crowd is unsure how to react. Finally the big man enters the ring. Arm’s spread, he turns a full 360, embracing the crowd. As he stops, he then climbs the ring post, does a pose, and flip’s the crowd off!

No sooner does MM finish pissing the crowd off, the song of Drowning Pool…<br>“Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the….FLLOOOOOORRRR!”<br>
Destroyer comes out with all his glory! The crowd responds with the venom anyed hatred of a MAJOR heel!

JR-“Ever since he got hooked up with Destruct, Escobar and Assassin, his attitude has changed !”<br>King-“yeah…he’s more confident!”<br>
Destroyer enters the ring and both he and MM meet in the middle of the ring. Both men square up and begin to talk junk to each other!

Destroyer-“Don’t fuck this up for me Bitch!!” He shoves MM back!
MM shoves Destroyer back!
MM-“FUCK YOU!! You’ll be riding my coat tails tonight!”<br>
A meg-a-mix of both Drowning and Southtown hit the PA system and the Tag team Champs storm out of the back, marching to the ring!

JR-“We haven’t seen them in a while, but they look as good as ever..if not better!
King-“I like their chances more so then these two in the ring. They can’t even get along!”<br>
Bolt and Blaze enter the ring at the same time and march right up to Dest. and MM! Bolt and MM start talking junk to each other while Blaze and Dest. do the same! A shoving match begins and both teams ready themselves to fight! Dest. turns to go to his corner while MM decides that he’s going to sucker punch Bolt! Bolt blocks MM’s shot and delivers a right of his own! Blaze-thinking that Dest. is going to attack-drop kicks Dest. out of the ring! Dest. flips over the ring as Blaze get’s to his feet and assist’s Bolt! Both Bolt and Blaze take an arm of MM and whip him into the ropes! MM rebounds into a double clothes line to the cheer of the crowd! Down goes MM! Both Bolt and Blaze race for opposite ends of the ropes! Bolt and Blaze criss-cross each other as Bolt drops an elbow on MM, roll’s off him as Blaze is leaping in the air to deliver a frog-splash on the fallen MM!!

JR-These two haven’t skipped a beat King!
King-No they haven’t JR…they look great!

The crowd pop’s hard for the tag champs! Outside, Destroyer is up to his corner and now Bolt has climbed up the top rope and drops a HUGE right hand Randy Savage style! MM bounces upright by the connecting move! Blaze races to the ropes, shot’s of them and catches MM with a clothesline! Down goes MM!

The crowd is giving HUGE pop’s for the champs!
King-“They look incredible!!”<br>JR-They’ve knocked the rust off King!

MM rises slowly as Blaze exits between the second and third rope’s! Bolt takes MM into a head lock in the center of the ring! Bolt grinds deep intot he move as MM drop’s to one knee! Blaze is in his corner clapping his hands and soon the audience is clapping with him! MM picks Bolt up, still in the head lock position, to the ropes and pushes Bolt off. Bolt run’s to the opposite ropes as MM goes to the center to greet Bolt. Bolt rebounds and delivers a shoulder block that sends MM down! Bolt continues to the other ropes as MM roll’s onto his stomach. Bolt skips over the fallen MM, hit’s the ropes and gains more speed. MM quickly rises to his feet and treies a clotheslne of his own. Bolt, being the crafty veteran, telegraphs the move and ducks underneath, stop’s and drops MM with a drop kick!

Bolt rises to his feet again and in picking up MM, drops the head-lock in again! MM tries to fight it and in a desperation move, BITES BOLT!! Bolt quickly drops a right hand releasing the bite and darts forward to turn the head lock into a running “Bull dog”!

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Bolt tag’s in Blaze! The crowd gives major love! Blaze picks up MM and delivers a snap suplex! Blaze get’s to his feet and then delivers four more snap suplexes as the crowd counts on! The camera pan’s to Destroyer who is PISSED after watching his chances of winning the tag title seem to dwindle as his partner has yet to connect with an offensive move!

After the fourth snap suplex, Blaze drags MM to his corner and tag’s Bolt! Bolt leaps from the apron into the ring, lading on MM’s leg with Blaze holding on! MM sits up grabbing his knee as he screams in pain! Bolt send a right hand to MM head and prop’s the right leg on the second rope. Bolt then delivers 5 kicks to the knee, weaking it! Bolt then tag’s Blaze who also leaps from the top rope and does the same as Bolt!

JR-These two are keeping fresh by tagging in so frequently!

MM tries to crawl out of the enemy corner! Blaze grabs the right leg and drag’s him back! Blaze slides out of the ring, grabs MM’s right leg and whips it across the steel post! Again, MM cries out in pain! The count gives Blaze a count and Blaze rushes in by the count of 6! Blaze drags MM to the center of the ring and continues to work on the right leg by dropping the elbow to it! After the fifth delivery, Blaze grabs the ankle and twists causing MM to turn onto his stomach. MM then arches the leg back and applies pressure to the leg! MM screams in pain as the ref. begins to ask if MM has had enough! MM shakes his head! MM then picks himself up in a push up position and begins to walk himself (and Blaze) to the ropes hoping for some sanctuary! MM finds the ropes, and grabs on for dear life!! The ref. is then forced to break the hold! Blaze, being the fan favorite and respectful of the rules does so. MM scrambles to his corner and tags an awaiting Destroyer!

Blaze rushes Dest., Dest. then lift’s his leg and boot and Blaze runs into it! Dest. continues the momentum as he then runs to Bolt and delivers a shot that sends Bolt to the floor! Destroyer then turns his attention to Blaze with a clotheline…connecting! Blaze is down but not long as Destroyer lifts him by his hair! A right cross by Dest., followed by a furry of combo’s puch Blaze to the ropes! Dest. then shoot’s Blaze across the ring to the ropes and drives a clothesline to the World Champ! Once down, Dest. applies a lethal barrage of right stomps the crash down on to Blaze! Blaze is again lifted up by his hair but this time he kicks Dest. in the ab’s! Weary, Blaze stumbles his wway to his corner where a tag is made!

Bolt leaps in and rushes Dest. before Dest. can catch his breath! Bolt locks both hands together and raises them to deliver a hammer blow onto the hunched Dest. Leaving himself open, Dest. delivers a quick elbow to the solar plexes that drives the wind right out of Bolt! Dest. lifts his head up and smacks it against the jaw of Bolt and both men go down! Dest. is rolling on the mat holding his head and Bolt is laid out!

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MM takes this golden oppourtunity and jumps into the ring to assault’s Bolt by driving his right boot into Bolt! Blaze call’s the ref.’s attention and the ref. escorts MM out! MM passes Dest., and the distraction was enough for Bolt to makes his waay to Blaze and make the tag! Blaze, like a man possessed, charges Destroyer! Destr. Is flung to the ropes and given a side suplex for his troubles! Destroyer arches up grabbing the small of his back! Again, Blaze rushes to the ropes and spring himself off and snap’s Dest. head back, hyper-extending it!

King-Dest. had momentum and MM broke that up!!
JR-I have to agree with you King! Dest. was cleaning house and now it’s his clock that’s being cleaned!

Blaze goes to the well on time to often and again flings Des. To the ropes! Dest. catches the top rope as Blaze launches himself for a drop kick! Down goes Blaze. Dest. walks and tags MM and MM begins to taunt Blaze! A right boot is dropped, followed by more taunting! MM turns with his arms wide open, leaving his back to Blaze! Blaze quickly get’s up and leaps into the air and applies the Crucifix Cover!

Dest. eye’s light up as the thoughts of a pin are almost assured! Dest. begins to run in, but the veteran Bolt has already telegraphed the move and is trying to get in himself!

The ref. drop for the count as Dest. is about to lay a boot into Blaze to break the count…but out of no where, a flying Bolt dives over Blaze and MM and drive’s a flying forearm into the grill of Destroyer!

The ref. drops the hand once…twice and a third time!!

DING..DING..DING!!

Lilian Garcia-“The winners…and STILL the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD…the team of SUDDEN IMPACT, Bruce Bolt and Blaze!!!

The crowd erupts! Bolt and Blaze grab their belt’s, high five each other and walk to their corner as a pissed Destroyer is up while MM is argueing with the ref! Destroyer turns MM around and lay’s a right hand! Assassin, MSD and Escobar come charging out from the back and join Dest. is separating MM’s limbs from his body!!

Bolt and Blaze see the action in the ring and they come down from the ring posts! Bolt and Blaze caome face to face with MSD and Escobar as Assassin and Destroyer are still stomping MM! Suddenly, Bolt, Blaze, MSD and Escobar join the other two and a stomping continues on MM!

King-“Are they in cahoot’s??”<br>JR-“I doubt it King…they just have a common enemy!”<br>
MM roll’s out of the ring and X-trme tears out of the back to assist his new partner! MSD, Bolt, Blaze, Assassin, and Escobar are in the center of the ring yelling at MM and X-treme exchanging words! Suddenly, Bolt/Blaze and MSD/Escobar get into each others faces also having words! A shoving match begins but no punches are thrown as the show goes off the air !!
COMMERCIAL FOR TURNING POINT

[Mikey]

You all hate me don't you.