WANTED: COMMISSIONER

[smack]

The scene-Mr Bateman's office. Mr. Bateman is on the phone and by his body language, it's not a pleasant conversation!

Bateman hangs up the phone!

The tag team titles are up for grab's...MSD just beat the hell out Baron Numbers and a fucken lawyer!! Where the hell is our commissioner to handle these things??

Janet, the Administrative Assistant, replies;

Sir..we can't locate him!

I'm not going to wait around until he decides to come back from vacation! Janet, contact the "Head hunters" and tell them we're looking for a new Commissioner!

Right away Sir!

*camera Fades*
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WANTED: COMMISSIONER

Please submit below a resume of your qualifications, salary requirments. No experience neccassary, but please state why you'd be a great Commissioner.#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys

[Shadow]

Please submit below a resume of your qualifications, salary requirments. No experience neccassary, but please state why you'd be a great Commissioner.

Qualifications: I've been in NWE before, when it was starting up...I know alot of you people, faced you...and...I'm Shadow...that should be good enough, lol...

Salary Requirements: Eh, who needs salary when I'm a Superstar anyway?

I would be a great commishioner because...I woudl hanlde all things professionally and respectivly. Listen to all of your ideas and thoughts. Try to help anyway that I can, and if you want someone's lights knocked out...well, I can do that too, lol.

Thanks for listening to me for a few seconds, vote Team Superstar!

[M2D]

one reason
I NEED A GMMACK!

[The Ironman]

Mr Bateman is looking through his contracts files, he finds the one he is looking for and snatches it from the filing cabinet. he walks back to his desk and opens up the file, as he starts to read there is a knock at the door...

Come in!

the door opens and in walks the ironman to a huge pop

Hey Boss

Hi Scott

what you doing there boss, hope you ain't doing anything to my contract there!

No, no...its Commissioner Bob's, the silly bastard has done a disappearing act on me and i'm now up shit creek without a paddle, an insanely out of control roster of stars and no-one to organise them!

Arh, they were the days!

Were things this difficult when you ran The Institution and the HWE?

Its business, things are always jumping about and causing problems, same as when i was commissioner of this place the EWA name. That silly fat wanker MSD, he was a royal twat! sent him to mexico though! arh how funny was that, and Fallenangel, Stunner ass-licker, kicked his ass for the job!....Mr Bateman, i have you're answer to your problem!

How?

i'll take on the commissioner's job here, done it before, i can do it again, and commissioning will be a fresh project for me, as the last outings to the wrestling world were as an owner. You know i have what it takes, the loyalty, the disipline, the dovotion and the commitment, if i get problems, i sort them and sort them fast, just ask MSD! i am a hell of a wrestler and a hell of a commissioner. i mean, im the former commissioner of this fed, the former owner of two successful hardcore organisations that many of the guys here were a part of so they know to respect me, they are familiar with my style. I am your current World Champion and most importantly,....damn i look good in a suit!

Who better than The ironman?

Hmmm, interesting, i have some interview to do about the job, but i'll give you some serious thought, you are probably the most qualified of all, but i better take the other interviews

seriously boss, i'm your white knight, the saviour of the NWE, you need me and i need you, give me a call when you want me to sign!

erm Ironman? didn't you come in here for something?

errr, yeah emm...oh yeah, i want a sit down interview this week on perfection, i have some stuff to say

no problem, i'll tell bobby to set stuff up for a live interview on the night, see you later and i'll call you soon on the commissioners job....you know, you walking in the office just could be the best thing that has happened to the fed for ages

well i won the title! that was damn good too, created a hell of a match with Bolt, and we had the world fooled with my identity! see ya boss

the ironman gets out of his seat and walks out, as he goes through the door, someone is sat waiting for an interview, it is....

[Bruce Bolt]

It is later in the day. Bateman is in his office listening to another applicant. Bateman looks up at the clock. He then exhales heavily as if he's bored.

[glow=orange,2,100%]"Well, thanks for coming in. I still have some more applicants to interview but we'll let you know soon."[/glow]
Bateman stands up and shakes the man's hand. The applicant then leaves. Bateman sits down and looks out the window. Batmean's buzzer rings. He turns around and hits a button to listen to his secretary speak.

[glow=orange,2,100%]"Yes Martha?"[/glow]
[glow=pink,2,100%]"Sir, someone's here to see you."[/glow]
[glow=orange,2,100%]"Another applicant? I thought I said I'm taking a break at noon. Tell him to wait a while. I need a break."[/glow]
Bateman spins back around in his chair and looks out the window again. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Bateman closes his eyes and sighs loudly.

[glow=orange,2,100%]"She let him go through anyway. I don't need a secretary I need a damn security guard....COME BACK LATER...I'M NOT INTERVIEWING RIGHT NOW!"[/glow]
As Bateman continues to look out his window, someone quietly enters the room. The man stands looking at Bateman. Bateman eventually senses the man standing in front of his desk. Before turning he yells...

[glow=orange,2,100%]"Look! I said..."[/glow]
Bateman spins around in his chair and then stops his sentence with a wide eyed expression. The camera turns to reveal the man to be Bruce Bolt.

[glow=orange,2,100%]"Bruce! Oh it's you."[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,100%]"Sorry Mr. Bateman. I really needed to talk to you."[/glow]
[glow=orange,2,100%]"Sure, what's on yur mind? Sit down."[/glow]
Both men sit down.

[glow=blue,2,100%]"Well, I heard about the Commissioner vacancy."[/glow]
[glow=orange,2,100%]"You have someone in mind Bruce?"[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,100%]"Actually, I do. Me."[/glow]
Bateman looks half surprised.

[glow=blue,2,100%]"Mr. Bateman I would like to be the next NWE Commissioner. I'd like to give you a couple of reasons why I think I'd be the best man for the job. First, as you've noticed I'm title less at the moment. I just lost the World title. And the tag titles along with the tag division are all but extinct right now. So basically, I have no distractions at the moment. Being Commissioner would be my top priority. Also, I think you know by now that I am dedicated to the NWE and I want to see it grow. I want to be a part of helping the NWE as much as possible. Another reason why I'm a good choice for the position is my experience. I've been a pro for over ten years in this sport and I was around a ring for five years before that. I know this business and I know how to handle it. One last major reason is the fact that I'm not getting younger. I'll need something to fall back on. I'm not stepping out of the ring for good any time soon believe me. But, it's time I start exploring other options. Either way, I need to be around this business and when that day comes that I can no longer be in that ring doing what I love, I want to be happy knowing that I can still be a major part of the NWE. There are a bunch more reasons but those are the top ones. I hope you take me as serious as any other applicant."[/glow]
The two men stand up and shake hands.

[glow=orange,2,100%]"I will Bruce. Thanks for coming in."[/glow]
Bolt nods and exits the room. The scene fades after Bateman sits back down and stares out the window again.

[Shadow]

I didnt know we had to make fancy RP applications...