NWE Golf Tourney - Everyone post!!

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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to Pebbel Beach, host to this years NWE Golf Tourney! I'm Doug Brown...
..and I'm Baron numbers! We couldn't have asked for a better day! If it didn't say 2003 on my watch, I'd have never guessed that we were in winter!
Couldn't agree with you more Baron! But let's go the First Hole where the newly crowd Ironman is about to start this tourney off with the ceromonial tee off!

A gentlemens clap is heard as Ironman walkout and waves to the crowd! Ironman put's his glove on and ask's his caddy for his "Big Bertha". Ironman then places the ball on the tee and goes through the motion of his back swing.

Ironman drives the ball as a slight "WHACK" is heard! The ball drives straight down the fairway for a good 375 yrds. on this 4 par hole.

The ball sticks, and rolls and comes to a stop on the edge of the green! The crowd clap's in applause as MSD roll's his eyes!

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What a great shot!!
It sure was! Now let's break up the pairing!
Right! Ironman will be playing with The Ultimate One Tony SINN, with Mr. Self Destruct and Bruce Bolt on the back nine.

Happy Bob and Blaze will follow Ironman and SINN while Cyanide and MGBWeird follow MSD/Bolt.

Shadow and Martz Virus will follow Happy/Blaze and Shock Blesnar/Venom round out the order behind Cyanide/MGB!

Happy Bob makes his way to the box for his tee off. Bruce Bolt and MSD make thier way to their cart...neither happy about being paired up togther..but stop to watch Happy's shot. As Happy places the ball on the tee box, MSD yell's...

HEY DUMBASS...GET OFF OF THE "LADIES TEE'S"!!

Happy glares at MSD as MSD, with Bolt, drive off with MSD flipping Happy off!

(Everyone..have fun! If I didn't include you by name , add yourselves in! If you know nothing of golf, no worries, just think of Caddy Shack or Happy Gilmore!)

[The~Next~Big~Thing]

*Starting at the 1st Hole, Shock & Venom are preparing for their shots. Shock is carefully putting on his golfing gloves and polishing his irons, while Venom sets up his ball and gets ready to hit it. But, before he hits it, Cyanide & MGB appear from a golf caddy, each with their own set of clubs.*

Shock: Well, glad you could make it. You know our side of the tornament started 30 minutes ago! Most of the other guys are already a few holes up. What in the hell took so long?
Cyanide: I was here ages ago, except MGB wasn't.
MGB: You drove off without me at the metting place. I had to walk all the way here. Now look at me. I used to be 5'3", now I'm 3'5"!
Venom: All off you, please.....SHUT UP!

*Venom then finally gets a whack on the ball, sending it over the river..... and into the river.*

Venom: What the F**k!
Shock: 160 yards. That's pretty good for you. By the way, you might off noticed that the river goes around the entire course. If you can't see it, buy some f**king glasses!

*Venom walks away from the tee with an angry look on his face. Shock puts down a golf ball with the initals: SB written on it. Shock picks out the right club for the job and......*

AHHHHHHH....

Shock: What the....

*Shock turns to find Cyanide laughing extremely loud. Shock starts to get an angry expreesion on his face as well.*

Shock: What are you laughing at?
Cyanide: Me? I was laughing at a joke Weird told me.
MGB: I never said anything....
Cyanide: Shut up.

*Shock then turns back around, and without too much hesitation, he hits the ball. Quite a loud slice is heard, with the tee jumping about 5 feet from it's place, and the ball landing in the middle of the green.

Shock: That looks to be about400 Yards, that does.
Venom: Nonsense, look at this.

*Venom in a state of anger, puts a ball down on the ground where the tee used to be and 'BLAM!'. The ball is sent flying over the entire course. It passes Shock's ball by about 50 metres. Then, as it lands on the ground, it slowly starts rolling into the river beside it. Shock can't help but smile and laugh, then MGB laughs as well.*

Venom: COME ON! Must be this f**king club. Alright, fine. Me and Shock will met you down on the green, ok?
Cyanide: Fine.

*As Cyanide is about to hit, Venom and Shock are already going towards there places on the green. Shock's ball is 365 yards from the start, on the green. Venom's ball is 170 yards and 430 yards (because he hit two balls), but both are in the river.*

[The Ironman]

Sinn and Ironman stroll to the second tee and as Sinn puts his tee peg into the ground, ironman whispers to him

Hey look!

they both bust out laughing as a croc strolls onto the green and collects Happy Bobs well placed ball. Happy chases onto the green swinging his putter about

GIVE ME BACK THAT BASTARD BALL!!!

Sinn turns back to his ball and blasts a good 300 yarder around the dog leg shaped second fairway

Good shot! looks like this will be a good game

thanks

[JonV2]

Happy gets on the back of the gator and starts to fight for thew ball till he is throw back. And that gator swims away.

I have another ball so you can have it

happy looks to see if anyone saw that and sees everyone laughing. Happy then takes out another ball and drops it right next to the hole while everyone comes down to the green. He is about to put when a bird comes down and takes his ball. Then takes a carp on his head.

OH COME ON NO WAY.

Ironman and Sinn make there way down and happy just sits down and looks dumbfounded.

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MSD and Bolt are tied and on a 3 par! MSD grabs his 9 iron and places the ball ready to tee off. MSD is waggeling quite a bit and Bolt get's restless!

"Today MSD...While we have some sun!!
"How would you like this 9 iron wrapped around your dense skull?!!

MSD reaches back into his backswing and comes though nicelely as the ball travels well and sticks on the green, 2 feet from the hole!!

Nice leave MSD!!
EAT ASS!!

Bolt step's up to the box, and positions his wedge. In a stroke of perfection...Bolt hammers the ball nightyyards and into the "clowns mouth" for a hole in one!! MSD is shocked! Bolt's turns to MSD and smuggly say's;

Let's go the next hole...I'll give you a "give me" for this hole!

Bolt sit's in the cart and write's on his scorecard as MSD is steaming!!

Back on hole 5....

[M2D]

Millane Appears in the woods
Ow they thaught they could get rid of me, The thaught could get rid of millane *manical laugh* well lets prove them wrong shall we...
ah screw this, i hate golf ill try and get back at them another way....a better way without looking stupid!