Pissed Off and Ready to explode!

[-STITAN-]

*Live Forever, Martz Virus' theme song explodes from the speakers as Martz walks down to the ring with a mic in his hand.

DOUG BROWN:
Not exactly a good reaction tonight for Martz Virus who lost to Shock Blesnar via a Disqualification and I know that both brothers are very pissed off!

MARTZ VIRUS:
You know, at New Blood Rising...I had one simple goal and it goes like this: To mutalate, murder and bury my own brother and make sure he never comes back! But sadly, my own teammates, Hardway and Big Redman SCREWED IT UP! And they are the reason why I'm standing here right now, with a vein popping out my forehead and my face turning a complete fuckin' red!

BARON NUMBERS:
I think he's about to blow! God knows what might happen!

MARTZ VIRUS:
So both of you, walk down that ramp and prepare for a very nasty experience! I don't want them to have any music, I just want them to come down here so I can make them kiss my ass!

*Hardway and Big Redman walk down the ramp without any music playing, instead, they get a nice chorus of boos to lead them to the ring.*

MARTZ VIRUS:
You guys made a total fuck up back at the Pay-Per-View! I had one goal and one goal only, to destroy my brother, Shock Blesnar! But it turns out that MY OWN TEAMMATES stopped me from doing that! What do you two have to say for yourselves?

THE HARDWAY:
Hey! We thought you might of needed help during the match! We saw you getting your ass kicked and...

MARTZ VIRUS:
Tell me you didn't just say that! One of my own teammates actually said I was getting my ass kicked! I feel so much better now! HARDWAY! YOU DO NOT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT INFRONT OF THE TEAM CAPTAIN! ALRIGHT! I was not getting my ass kicked, I had the whole match won basically, but these two stopped me! Big Redman, do you have anything to say for yourself?

BIG REDMAN:
What I do, is my own decisions! Not those of others! You should of told us yourself that we weren't allowed to help you! But you didn't! So if you're blaming me...you might as well FUCK YOURSELF!

DOUG BROWN:
Ow! Tough words from the Big Redman.

BARON NUMBERS:
You can't talk to Martz like that!

DOUG BROWN:
To be honest, I don't care for any of these guys! They're all promising young athelites, but their egos are so big you can't even fit them anywhere. Martz is obsessive, Hardway believes every match is nothing but a no-brainer, and The Big Redman believes he's unstoppable!

BARON NUMBERS:
Team VIRUS! What a team!

DOUG BROWN:
Why do I sit next to you sometimes? God!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Well, now after hearing that, I might as well let you know that I'm now entering the T.V Championship Tournament. I don't know who I'll be facing, but in any case, I want to make sure that I don't see either of you two during my tournament matches! I can't afford to lose and if one of you screws up, I will fucking brake your necks! You got that?

THE HARDWAY:
Okay, as long as we know this time!

MARTZ VIRUS:
And what about you Redman?

BIG REDMAN:
I'll only do it as long as I get something in return!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Anything! Just name it and it's yours!

BIG REDMAN:
I want to be a particapent in the T.V Championship Tournament!

THE HARDWAY:
Same here!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Okay! I'll try and get you guys in! But I'm still winning the tournament. You're going to be in the tournament to HELP ME! Okay! I'll go and talk with Valek and ask him if I can put you in!

BIG REDMAN:
And if you can't get us in?

MARTZ VIRUS:
I'll make sure to promise you two guys with a huge oppurtunity! But you'll have to sit back and wait for me to confirm it and then you'll do fine!

THE HARDWAY:
Martz, make sure you don't screw this up!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Okay! Okay! I'll make sure you guys get what you want!

*Martz leaves the arena to his music while Hardway and Redman are looking at Martz while he walks up the ramp. The crowd seems silent, but that was because they were paying so much attention to what has just been said.*

DOUG BROWN:
Can Martz make the deal with the NWE Commisioner, Valek? We'll have to find out later tonight! Stay tuned!

[-STITAN-]

*Later in the Evening, we see Martz leaving Valek's office very frustrated! No-one knows what has just happened, but they are probably about to find out!*

HELLEN HUNTER:
Martz, you seem to be very frustrated. What just went on in there?

MARTZ VIRUS:
Well, Hellen. It goes like this: I simply asked Valek to enter Hardway and The Redman in the T.V Championship Tornament. But he didn't like the idea. So I have no idea what to do next! I owe the guys something and now I don't know what to do for them!

HELLEN HUNTER:
Well, hasn't it occured to you that they should be the ones owing you something? Because, Martz. Don't forget that they did get you Disqualified at New Blood Rising when you were up against your own brother, Shock Blesnar. Stopping you from keeping your promise of ending Shock's career. Now after hearing me, do you have any new thoughts?

MARTZ VIRUS:
You know what? For a Dumb Blonde with massive hooters and more make-up then the members of KISS, you make a good point...NO! You make a huge point! I was DQ because of them! Out of everything, they should owe me! You know what? I think you might be heading somewhere! I'm going to my Locker Room, and I'm gonna tell them both that they owe me!

*Martz quickly walks to his Dressing Room at the other end of the corridor, opens the door and sees Team VIRUS members Hardway and Big Redman inside.*

THE HARDWAY:
So, are we in the tournament?

MARTZ VIRUS:
Do the words "Bugger Off!" mean anything to you?

THE HARDWAY:
Great....you owe us something new you know!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Hey! First of all, you guys owe ME for screwing up my match at New Blood Rising! So this is what you're gonna do: You two are going to help me win the T.V Championship Tournament! I don't want to lose because of you two, I want to win because of you two! You got that! Then, after I become the champion of the World's Television, there will be a special party and you two will be the guests of honour! Then, if you want..you can beat up Valek for not entering you two in the tournamnt!

BIG REDMAN:
Okay. We'll help you as long as we get a taste of Valek!

MARTZ VIRUS:
You will! But...err...there is one problem. You see, Valek is the Comm-ish-in-er of the NWE. If you guys attack him, I'll probably get fired for bringing you guys in! So try not to get anywhere near him! If you do, however. Make sure you DON'T hit him! Okay, DON'T hit him! And for the final fucking time, DON'T...

THE HARDWAY:
Yeah, Okay! We know! We're not fucking stupid you know!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Oh, good! Now in the mean time, I'll be driving to the NWE Headquarters. I've got some buisiness to get rid of!

*Martz leaves the Dressing Room. Hardway and Redman are still inside.*

BIG REDMAN:
Ah, Shit! We're gonna Die! If Martz is planning to blow that place up, we're gonna get killed by Mr. Bateman himself!

THE HARDWAY:
Let's go!

*Hardway and Big Redman run out of the Dressing Room, hoping to catch Martz. sadly though, they're going the WRONG FUCKIN' WAY!*

THE HARDWAY:
Martz! Stop...you...crazy....piece of shit!

*Camera changes to Martz getting into his Black 1986 Aston Martin. Martz jumps and and recieves a Text Message on his Cellphone that says:

Stp u piece of sht! Wot r u doin?

Martz simply deletes the message and drives off. Hardway and Big Redman appear in the Parking Lot just a few seconds after Martz left.

THE HARDWAY:
Shit! We missed him! Come on! Let's get our car!

*Hardway and Big Redman run outside the building, looking for their cars parked in the outdoor parking lot.*

THE HARDWAY:
Oh, Shit!

*Hardway sees cars crashing into Hardways car as it is blocking the exit and other drivers are trying to get out.

THE HARDWAY:
How the hell did my car get there?

BIG REDMAN:
Martz probably moved it!

THE HARDWAY:
This is ridiculous! Where's your car?

BIG REDMAN:
Don't have one. I just steal other peoples cars. It's much cheaper then actually buying the bastards!

THE HARDWAY:
You suck! Okay, steal a car then and we'll go through the V.I.P exit!

BIG REDMAN:
How? We need a car with a V.I.P License Plate!

*Hardway looks around for a V.I.P car. He looks around until he see's a Car with the name VALEK on the License Plate.*

THE HARDWAY:
Right! I've found a car!

*Hardway and Big Redman run over to the Limo.*

BIG REDMAN:
This is Valek's car!

THE HARDWAY:
All the more reason to steal the assholes Car! Now unlock it!

*Big Redman gets out his tool...his fist and launches it straight into the windscreen and throws Hardway through the Window.

THE HARDWAY:
You Fucker! What about the Keys?

BIG REDMAN:
I don't need any fucking keys! I'll just jump-start it!

*Big Redman lifts up the boot of the car and connects the two engine cables together. The car starts up and Big Redman enters the car through the driver's front door.*

THE HARDWAY:
Why in the hell did you throw me throught he window when the door was already unlocked?

BIG REDMAN:
I was bored. I needed a laugh!

THE HARDWAY:
Retard! Now drive!

*Big Redman drives the Limo through the Parking Lot and heads out the V.I.P route. But just after they leave, Valek himself appears in the Parking Lot.

VALEK:
Stupid Buggers! Next time they ask me about a Tournament Industry, they can kiss my large, demented Arse!

*Valek discovers his cars missing and sees glass on the concrete floor. Attached to one piece of glass is a piece of cloth with the number 3 on it.*

VALEK:
I'll kill those Motherfuckers! I'll call the police Immediatly!

*Valek calls for the Police on his gold cellphone by dialing....

VALEK:
6-1-9!

*We then see Martz driving on a road about 5 Miles away, heading towards the NWE Headquarters in New York.*

[-STITAN-]

MARTZ (On his Cellphone):
Shit! Neither Hardway or Big Redman would pick up the phone! Where the Hell are they? Oh well, who cares? It's gonna be a few hours before I reach the headquarters. I better turn on the radio...

RADIO:
And coming up next, T.A.T.U. with "All the things she said!":

(LISTEN TO IT HERE!)
www.hot.ee/cancellation/victoria3.mp3

RADIO:
I really love that song, it's one of our Top 10 Requested Songs. And in fact, it is No.1! A true hit! Anyway, that's the end of our show, we'll be back at 8:00pm tonight!

*Martz turns the Radio off.*

MARTZ VIRUS:
Boy! I've got to get to the Headquarters fast! I'm running late!

*Martz continues to drive over to the NWE Headquarters. While back where Valek stands...*

REPORTER #1:
Tell me, Mr. Valek! Who took your car away?

VALEK:
Okay, first of all, shut up BITCH! Second, I hate being called "Mister" Valek! I feel besmirched everytime I hear that! And last, yes! I know who took my bloody fucking car! I just don't know who took it! Out of my way!

*Valek stomps off while the Reporter faces her cameraman.*

REPORTER #1:
Well, there you have it. The strong words of a possibly insane man!

VALEK (in Background):
BITCH!

REPORTER #2:
This is Mike Thims reporting on RNN at 4 o'clock when the car of NWE Commisioner, Valek was stolen!

REPORTER #3:
This is without a doubt a very hectic situation, especcialy for someone who's temper is shorter then the lifespan of fucking bacteria!

[glow=white,2,300]BLACK REPORTER:
We here live for Black TV! White folks are dead and we get the fuck outta here! Get in Motherfuckers![/glow]

*BLACK T.V Van drives off, away from the car park.*

VALEK:
Right! If I have to find them, I'll need to get my helicopter! Now where did I put it?

*Meanwhile, we revert back to Martz Virus in his car, 4 hours later. Martz is just another mile away from the NWE Headquarters. He is so close, he can actually see it.*

MARTZ VIRUS:
Finally! I'm getting tired of all this driving! I think I'll turn the Radio back on, it's 8 o'clock. They might play that song again.

RADIO:
Welcome Back, I'm Back, You're Back! Before we get to our top 100 Songs of the past 3 years, we have a Special Message from NWE Commisioner Valek which reads...

*Martz turns the Volume Up.*

RADIO:
...You wrestle my matches, get payed by me, steal my car! Why don't you just shot me motherfucker?

MARTZ VIRUS:
Huh? Stolen Car? I've never stolen Valek's car! I mean I only used the back seat of it when I was making love to 2 hot blondes but that was it! Who the hell stole his car, yet I get the blame for it?

*Martz hears a call from his Cellphone. Martz picks it up.*

MARTZ VIRUS:
Hello? Who is this?

THE HARDWAY (On Phone):
Err...did you just hear the radio, Martin?

MARTZ VIRUS:
Yeah. Why?

THE HARDWAY:
Well, we kinda (how do you put it this way..) stole Valek's car!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Peter, you asshole! Valek's gonna rip my balls out with his bare hands if he catches me! Is Stephen there?

THE HARDWAY:
Err....yeah.

MARTZ VIRUS:
What is he doing?

THE HARDWAY:
He's accidently dropped his Mask in the car. He's having one hell of a time finding it!

BIG REDMAN:
Where the fuck is my mask you piece o' shit!

MARTZ VIRUS:
Guys! Don't fuck anything up like getting yourselves killed. Okay?

THE HARDWAY:
But Martz...

MARTZ VIRUS:
Suck it!

*Martz hangs up his phone as he is parking outside the NWE Headquarters.*

THE HARDWAY:
That Bastard! We need to hurry!

[-STITAN-]

*Martz parks his car outside the NWE Headquarters and heads inside. Martz looks at the reception desk and sees Kate. Martz walks upto her. Kate seems scared by Martz' appearance.*

KATE:
Why are you here?

MARTZ VIRUS:
Enough with the games! Where is SHOCK BLESNAR? Where is he?

KATE:
What will you do to him?

MARTZ VIRUS:
I'll give you a little sample if you don't tell me where he is! I want him now or you can deliver a message for him!

KATE:
And what if...

MARTZ VIRUS:
Then I'll break every bone in your fucking body! Now, you help me and I'll only hurt Shock! Don't co-operate with me and you'll never see me or your boyfriend again! Got it!

KATE:
You're a sick man! I can't believe you're Shock's brother!

MARTZ VIRUS:
He is not my brother! I want to think he's not my brother! Okay? Yo stay out of our buisiness and work with me for now! Now call him!

*Kate dialled on her phone and waits for a response from Shock...*

KATE:
Shock, it's me Kate! I have a message for you......what is it?

MARTZ VIRUS:
Tell him I'm gonna beat him up like a fucking bitch!

KATE:
The message is...err...I'm...

*Martz takes the phone away from Kate and speaks into it.*

MARTZ VIRUS:
Shock, it's me! Your girlfriend did very well in listening to other people! I just need to give you a little present! Come down here to the lobby and see what I mean!

*Martz hangs Up and dials another number.*

KATE:
What are you doing?

MARTZ VIRUS:
I'm gonna make this live on the house show! And you'll be working with the director!

KATE:
Live?

AT THE N.W.E HOUSE SHOW ARENA....10 MINUTES LATER.

DOUG BROWN:
Ladies and Gentleman, thankyou for coming to see the superstars of NWE, and we all hope you have a quiet trip...

*Martz appears on the Titantron, interupting Doug Brown. Doug seems confused based on everything that's going on.*

MARTZ VIRUS:
Bitches and Bitchettes! I'am live here at the NWE Headquarters with Shock's girlfriend, Kate! And tonight, you'll be hearing me giving a special announcement that will either make or brake all your nights tonight!

[-STITAN-]

*The Fans in the arena wait anxiously for Martz' announcment.*

MARTZ VIRUS:
I have came to this place for one reason and ONE reason only!

*Martz pulls Kate towards her and starts kissing her. The crowd starts booing Martz after the sickening display he has just shown. Shock sadly appears at the worst time and see's Martz kissing Kate.*

SHOCK BLESNAR:
Martz, you motherfucking Son-Of-A-Bitch!

*Martz sees Shock and drops Kate who is now lying on the floor in shock.*

SHOCK BLESNAR:
You sick Bastard, Martz! You've done some dumb shit before. But this is outrageous! You know what Martz? I have a small message I want to give to you!

*Shock hits Martz in the face with his fist. The crowd are on their feet!*

BARON NUMBERS:
Oh my god, Doug! Look at that!

DOUG BROWN:
This is getting too personnal! Martz is an egomaniac who gets his joy out of kissing his brothers girlfriend!

BARON NUMBERS:
I'm now scared to know what happens next!