Post by Shadow on Feb 16, 2003 4:54:49 GMT -5
**As the camera looks on at the blank gray colored door, pure silence is around, the lights shine brightly on to the door, making a glare come from it, as we see the camera, from the camera, a second or two goes by and the door slowly opens, inside the room is nothing much but a oak desk and a black leather chair and a fake bush tree in the corner, the reddish colored light from the ceiling comes down on the items, creating a bloody looking scene, as the camera comes up rather close to the desk, it stops about a half a foot away from the desk and looks upon the leather chair, a quiet moment goes on as the fan above the camera is the only thing making any type of noise…and finally, the black chair spins…and non other than…Hardrock? No, Hardrock isn’t that small, it’s non other than, Vern Troyer (Mini Me From Austin Powers), he is dressed up in Hardrock clothes, he has his hands folded in his lap, and appears to be sitting on a stack of books, he looks into the camera**
Mini Rock: You are probably wondering why I am in this room, well, I’m trying to hide from Total Darkness. I don’t want them to get me. And I’m not going to tell you where I am, so ha! Oh, and Shadow, I’m really aggressive, so if you try to get near me, I might try to get to friendly with you, you know what I’m saying dude? But anyway, guess what TWD, you suck! Ha ha, I’m so cool, you wish you were as great as me. All of you do. Especially Shadow and the Total World Domination. My legacy was the coolest one ever, and I can back that up with, ummm, lots of stuff. So, don’t mess with me dudes. Because after Perfection Shadow, you will be looking at the light at the end of the tunnel, and I will be there, shining in my light. That’s right dude, I said, my light. Because I am the most superstarish guy in the world.
A Voice From The Hidden: Fucking hell, that’s so great. But, that’s enough.
Mini Rock: Awww, damnit, that was so much fun trying to be a Hardrock. Oh wait, I’m not finished. In my best Hardrock voice, Wait I forgot something, Peace Out Superstar.
**Shadow comes from the left of the camera angle, and is dressed in his normal attire with his Oakley’s on, he leans back towards the wall, while Mini Rock sits in the chair**
Shadow: Oh my god man, that was hella funny.
Vern Troyer: Thanks man, I am a professional actor you know. How’d you like the HardRock voice?
**Shadow with a smile**
Shadow: Was perfect.
Vern Troyer: Yeah, pulled that from deep inside. Hey, I’m going to go over to the Hooters across the street, come over when you’re done.
Shadow: Alright, but, I won’t be able to stay too long.
Vern Troyer: Yeah, I know, you’re whipped. You can’t stay out past one, right?
Shadow: Shut up. Go away.
Vern Troyer: Ha ha.
**As Vern Troyer gets up out of the seat, he walks passed the camera, now that he has left the camera view, all we hear is…“Single Life, Sweetness. Shadow’s Life, *He Makes A Whip Sound*”, we hear the door shut, and Shadow has a smirk as he is looking at the camera…he goes over to the chair and pulls it out a little bit, and takes a seat, he sits back comfortably**
Shadow: Ah, Vern is a player. He doesn’t understand the relation style of life. But, on to further business. HardRock, I’m sure you’re in your sweet looking executive room to watching this, and if not, I’m having it taped. So, you’ll get to see it anyway. I hope you like our early Halloween Treat for you.
**Shadow smirks and tilts his head to the side, and back up straight again**
Shadow: But right now, I would like to talk about your little show, “Sitting Down With HardRock.” Or whatever you want to call it. Well HardRock. Someone was busy practicing their little speech, because, damn. You sure did have a lot to say. And, I will kind of answer all your little questions, and your unanswered tidbits.
**Shadow takes a breath, and looks through his Oakley’s at the camera**
Shadow: First of all HardRock. I’m honored that you would rent a room somewhere, just to hide from Total Darkness. But really, you wasted a good fifty bucks or whatever, because, why the hell would I come looking for you. I would waste my time, trying to find some guy who calls himself, HardRock. And, personally, I’d rather chill out at my house, or hang with my band members. You really aren’t that important to me HardRock, sure, you pissed me off jumping me from behind. You know how many times I’ve been jumped. Tons, I really don’t get it. I don’t jump people from behind too much, If I jump you, I’m coming at you where you can see me. And then you talk about me embarrassing my opponents. What the hell, I don’t go around pulling child hood pranks on them…all I do is do a professional match, my job. You stupid bastard.
**Shadow, exhales deeply**
Shadow: And then, you admit that all you are, is a sell out. All you care about is a fucking title. I couldn’t believe that you said, “and get some belts.” You have no idea how much that pissed me off. But, that wasn’t the last of it, after admitting all you are is a sell out. You dare to call yourself, The Superstar. I was a little shocked, a little surprised. I thought you would never go that low. Guess I was wrong, course, I never thought much about you. Sure, you are a star, well, used to be anyways, I see you want to be cool like Eclipse and I, and make a big come back. Well, here’s a hint. You shouldn’t go around calling others names, especially when they are more popular than you, sure, I won’t kill you HardRock. Doesn’t mean I won’t hire someone like Steve Porter to shoot you in the head. I heard he is a pretty good marksmen.
**Shadow smirks**
Shadow: Heh, no, I wouldn’t do that. And then, you go talking about you realized that you had to wrestle. And that’s why you came back, when I’m the guy who called your ass, and tried to you to join UCW, my side job. So, I could kick your ass there. But things actually worked out better than planned, you headed off to here. Where I still am, and now, I can kick your ass here. So, it really works out in my favor. And I’m sure that you will say stuff like, “You can’t kick my ass!” But, really Hardrock, ask the guys in the locker room, and don’t sneak up on them while they’re taking showers…freak. But, ask them if I could kick your ass. And let’s see the results, if not, then, just live in your own little world. You and your, I’m the best things. Are really starting to piss me off, you did it while you were here last time, and you do it now. And I know, that I can’t be the only guy who is sick of it.
**Shadow looks down at his silverish looking watch, and back up at the camera**
Shadow: Whoa, it’s getting late in the day. It’s around five now. I gotta get to Hooters and get some of them wings, they are the best. Heh, wait…I gotta drag this out a little longer, I forgot something.
**Shadow sits forward, resting his arms on the desk, he laughs as his head looks down, after about a five second laugh, he looks back up, with a smile**
Shadow: I can’t help myself. But, you want to do what to me? You want to use your new finisher on me. Heh, what was it you called it…The Terminator. Ha ha, that’s great. First, you wanna be me, calling yourself The Superstar. And now, you wanna be like Arnold, and call your move, The Terminator. When are you going to learn to make your own stuff up, why are you in this business anyway? You aren’t a good fighter, you have no ability to do anything big. And…you have no attitude, no charisma. The only guy that can pull that off is Eclipse, because he can wrestle…you…you, can’t do anything. Which is why…I would love for you to show me what you can do in the ring at Perfection. But for now, I’m out, gotta get to Hooters, and yeah, gotta get to the hotel before night fall, I guess Little Old Vern was right…I’m whipped, ha ha.
**Shadow gets up and passes from the camera’s view, the camera shuts off as soon as Shadow walks by**
Mini Rock: You are probably wondering why I am in this room, well, I’m trying to hide from Total Darkness. I don’t want them to get me. And I’m not going to tell you where I am, so ha! Oh, and Shadow, I’m really aggressive, so if you try to get near me, I might try to get to friendly with you, you know what I’m saying dude? But anyway, guess what TWD, you suck! Ha ha, I’m so cool, you wish you were as great as me. All of you do. Especially Shadow and the Total World Domination. My legacy was the coolest one ever, and I can back that up with, ummm, lots of stuff. So, don’t mess with me dudes. Because after Perfection Shadow, you will be looking at the light at the end of the tunnel, and I will be there, shining in my light. That’s right dude, I said, my light. Because I am the most superstarish guy in the world.
A Voice From The Hidden: Fucking hell, that’s so great. But, that’s enough.
Mini Rock: Awww, damnit, that was so much fun trying to be a Hardrock. Oh wait, I’m not finished. In my best Hardrock voice, Wait I forgot something, Peace Out Superstar.
**Shadow comes from the left of the camera angle, and is dressed in his normal attire with his Oakley’s on, he leans back towards the wall, while Mini Rock sits in the chair**
Shadow: Oh my god man, that was hella funny.
Vern Troyer: Thanks man, I am a professional actor you know. How’d you like the HardRock voice?
**Shadow with a smile**
Shadow: Was perfect.
Vern Troyer: Yeah, pulled that from deep inside. Hey, I’m going to go over to the Hooters across the street, come over when you’re done.
Shadow: Alright, but, I won’t be able to stay too long.
Vern Troyer: Yeah, I know, you’re whipped. You can’t stay out past one, right?
Shadow: Shut up. Go away.
Vern Troyer: Ha ha.
**As Vern Troyer gets up out of the seat, he walks passed the camera, now that he has left the camera view, all we hear is…“Single Life, Sweetness. Shadow’s Life, *He Makes A Whip Sound*”, we hear the door shut, and Shadow has a smirk as he is looking at the camera…he goes over to the chair and pulls it out a little bit, and takes a seat, he sits back comfortably**
Shadow: Ah, Vern is a player. He doesn’t understand the relation style of life. But, on to further business. HardRock, I’m sure you’re in your sweet looking executive room to watching this, and if not, I’m having it taped. So, you’ll get to see it anyway. I hope you like our early Halloween Treat for you.
**Shadow smirks and tilts his head to the side, and back up straight again**
Shadow: But right now, I would like to talk about your little show, “Sitting Down With HardRock.” Or whatever you want to call it. Well HardRock. Someone was busy practicing their little speech, because, damn. You sure did have a lot to say. And, I will kind of answer all your little questions, and your unanswered tidbits.
**Shadow takes a breath, and looks through his Oakley’s at the camera**
Shadow: First of all HardRock. I’m honored that you would rent a room somewhere, just to hide from Total Darkness. But really, you wasted a good fifty bucks or whatever, because, why the hell would I come looking for you. I would waste my time, trying to find some guy who calls himself, HardRock. And, personally, I’d rather chill out at my house, or hang with my band members. You really aren’t that important to me HardRock, sure, you pissed me off jumping me from behind. You know how many times I’ve been jumped. Tons, I really don’t get it. I don’t jump people from behind too much, If I jump you, I’m coming at you where you can see me. And then you talk about me embarrassing my opponents. What the hell, I don’t go around pulling child hood pranks on them…all I do is do a professional match, my job. You stupid bastard.
**Shadow, exhales deeply**
Shadow: And then, you admit that all you are, is a sell out. All you care about is a fucking title. I couldn’t believe that you said, “and get some belts.” You have no idea how much that pissed me off. But, that wasn’t the last of it, after admitting all you are is a sell out. You dare to call yourself, The Superstar. I was a little shocked, a little surprised. I thought you would never go that low. Guess I was wrong, course, I never thought much about you. Sure, you are a star, well, used to be anyways, I see you want to be cool like Eclipse and I, and make a big come back. Well, here’s a hint. You shouldn’t go around calling others names, especially when they are more popular than you, sure, I won’t kill you HardRock. Doesn’t mean I won’t hire someone like Steve Porter to shoot you in the head. I heard he is a pretty good marksmen.
**Shadow smirks**
Shadow: Heh, no, I wouldn’t do that. And then, you go talking about you realized that you had to wrestle. And that’s why you came back, when I’m the guy who called your ass, and tried to you to join UCW, my side job. So, I could kick your ass there. But things actually worked out better than planned, you headed off to here. Where I still am, and now, I can kick your ass here. So, it really works out in my favor. And I’m sure that you will say stuff like, “You can’t kick my ass!” But, really Hardrock, ask the guys in the locker room, and don’t sneak up on them while they’re taking showers…freak. But, ask them if I could kick your ass. And let’s see the results, if not, then, just live in your own little world. You and your, I’m the best things. Are really starting to piss me off, you did it while you were here last time, and you do it now. And I know, that I can’t be the only guy who is sick of it.
**Shadow looks down at his silverish looking watch, and back up at the camera**
Shadow: Whoa, it’s getting late in the day. It’s around five now. I gotta get to Hooters and get some of them wings, they are the best. Heh, wait…I gotta drag this out a little longer, I forgot something.
**Shadow sits forward, resting his arms on the desk, he laughs as his head looks down, after about a five second laugh, he looks back up, with a smile**
Shadow: I can’t help myself. But, you want to do what to me? You want to use your new finisher on me. Heh, what was it you called it…The Terminator. Ha ha, that’s great. First, you wanna be me, calling yourself The Superstar. And now, you wanna be like Arnold, and call your move, The Terminator. When are you going to learn to make your own stuff up, why are you in this business anyway? You aren’t a good fighter, you have no ability to do anything big. And…you have no attitude, no charisma. The only guy that can pull that off is Eclipse, because he can wrestle…you…you, can’t do anything. Which is why…I would love for you to show me what you can do in the ring at Perfection. But for now, I’m out, gotta get to Hooters, and yeah, gotta get to the hotel before night fall, I guess Little Old Vern was right…I’m whipped, ha ha.
**Shadow gets up and passes from the camera’s view, the camera shuts off as soon as Shadow walks by**