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Post by M2D on Feb 17, 2003 12:13:23 GMT -5
Millane is shown in the Dressing Room Alone, When Bobby Hall Walks in the Door Millane Millane, What The Hell Happened Out There i Dont Want To Talk About it Cmon Do It For Your Buddy Bobby, I Have No Buddies Here, All Of The guys In The Back Hate Me They dont hate You Millane Really, Then Tell me This, Why Am i In Here Alone, Why Are All The Boys Always in the OTHER Locker room There is no other lock room Millane just stares at Hall Ow, I see your point, Well Maybe You Should Try To get into a Stable Or Start Your Own, Or just Get a Tag Team Going Ow Whats The Point Well in Case You Didnt know, Youve Been put in Hospital After every single Bar one of your matches And still then you had to be checked out, You Need To Make Friends Here, You Cant Walk Alone in this buisness Alone Anymore, Its Just Foolish Millane sits down and Stares at the Ground Whatever man, What is it you want Well in Case You didnt Catch on, The ban thst put on you, You not aloud to go to the ring At all, in fact youre pretty much not allowed in the Arena So Fucking What well, No Spots low Rating and remember what happened last time perfection got low ratings... Yeah, SO what ...ive come here to do an interview, To do you a favour, Shooting Sam in the Head with a BB Gun, For Fucking up his Verbal and Physical Spots repeadily is not going to help you alot, its Not just going to make him look bad you know Fine Fine Fine, Just let me Finish Alright ill Wait for you Outside Sure Bobby Hall Walks Outside Millane looks back at the ground Looking Upset And Very Angry a few moments Pass Quick Millane, Batemans Coming for You, If you want to get out of it you better get of your ass and Out of the arena Bateman, Ha, i can handle Him You Can Handle The Guy WHo just might be coming to fire your ass Millane Gets Up, And grabs his Bag Whatever Millane Walks out the door And Powerwalks out of the arena with Mr Hall Now Dont Forget Tomorrow Give Me a Call, And We Will do the interview Im Not Coming Back To The Arena Till Perfection Well Der, We Will Do it it some place that will Add more drama to the Fact That Your Banned Yeah sure Ok Now Gett outta Here Fine Millane Reaches His Car And Speeds Out Of The Parking lot
I Guess Things Could be worse
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Post by smack on Feb 18, 2003 8:31:49 GMT -5
Millane is driving in his car and he turn's on the radio. The following commercial is heard:
I don't need to tell you who I am, but incase you're inbred, I AM.. MR SELF DESTRUCT!
Now, I'm not a bad guy! In fact, after I tear someone a new asshole in the ring, I throw them a tube of PREPERATION H for their flare up!
*end of commercial*
Then Milane's cell phone anwers!
What tha fuck? Mr. Millane...I'm James Knight, agant of the star's! I got your name from MSd and I'd like to approach you for some endorsement opportunities! Are you intrested?
Millane look's at the phone and say's...
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Post by smack on Feb 18, 2003 18:48:27 GMT -5
Quit yankin me!!
Mr. Millane..I'm serious!! Look, right now we're in negotiation's with the FOX network about a reality show in which 10 wrestlers, team's of two, go to an island and get voted off! Nothing's confirmed yet, and we're also talking to FOX about a take-off of "The Bachelor" starring MSD! 20 stripper's compete for MSD's affection!
You're fucked there...the bastard clubbed me like a seal pup with that bat of his!! He has no affection!!
Anyway's..seeing that you're from Austrailia, my client would like to mass advertise the movie "Kangaroo Jack" again and we thought of you!?!
There's a loooonnng pause! Knight is unsure if he's pissed off Millane or he thinking about it. Quickly, Knight changes the topic!
"You don't have to do that one...but the wrestlers are the perfect demographic to our client's need's!! We're looking for strong pitchmen, and in truth, you're the only one in recent month's to beat MSD and you are a name!! Please..think it over! I'll call you back tommorrow!
Millane hang's up and thinks. He turn's on the radio to hear MSD's Nike commercial!
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Post by M2D on Feb 19, 2003 9:34:19 GMT -5
Millane Thinks to Himself ......I Suppose i could sell out, but ive got nothing left but my integrity, i think im going to have to sleep on it Millane Pulls into a crummy motel and rents the night He goes to sleep He Wakes up the next Morning...well its not morning anymore and rings up bobby Hall He Scedules to do the Interview At a diner In three hours
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Post by M2D on Feb 19, 2003 12:16:01 GMT -5
Millane Thinks To Himself He picks up his mobile And dials James Knight James Knight James Its Millane, Ive Been Thinking ABout Your Offer Yes, Millane i know you would come to your senses yeah i had to sleep on it So have you got an anwser for me i sure do Let me have it Well You Can Take Your Batchelor And Kangaroo Jack Crap And Ramm it Up MSD'S For All Im Concered Are you Sure, You would be a Great st
Hey Buddy, Where i Come From, Tv Isnt as Void Of Entertainment as much as it is Here, where i come from we care what we put on the Air, why do you think that Stev Irwin Gets Shit all Respect OF Tv Airtime You Know the Croc Hunter, Perfect i can just see it Millane And Some Crocs, The Chicks Would Love it Are You Actually eve li Millane, Believe me its Perfect Look, Mate i have no problem Working Like MSD is, But Get me something Worth my Time, And im not talking about preperation H adds, and shit ow i see, you want something that would help for the community Yes Im Fine With That, well millane its nice to speak to you but time is money Ok, so... ..... That bastard Hung Up On Me...
Millane Gets up and Walks out the door
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Post by M2D on Feb 19, 2003 23:44:14 GMT -5
Millane Gets in his car And Drives to the Diner Hey Bobby Bobby is already sitting with the camera crew Hey Millane, i suppose youve heard about MSD's Fame Going to his head Millane Laughs You Could Say i Have Bobby Signials to start rolling Anyways, what ya been up 2 well Bobby it mighnt Suprise you That ive Actually Been Heeling the past three days, And trying to aviod That Pip Squeek at all costs i Hear Ya, The Boys In the Back have actually found a new sounce of enjoyment, according to myBobby does the " GestureSources Millane Laughs This Kid Honestly Thinks is the Alpha Male Yeah i Can See that, What i cant see is How He think the crowd is going to Love him, Just for Flring the American Flag everywhere he goes, Im Not Anti American or Anything, But Jesus The American people Are Not THAT stupid, Are they Bobby lets of a giggle So how have you taking bbeing suspened You Know, You Would Think i would be More pissed, But Ive been Beaten Pretty Serverly the last 4 weeks, ive only Won One of my Matches, and that was pretty Much a Tainted win, This Suspension, has given me some time to Heal And Some To Think "what the hell is Millane Going to do to Get Some Respect in NWE Have You Tried Talking to the People In the Back to Form An Allience I would Like To Form An Allience With Some OF the People in The Back, I Truly Would, But i generally Get the Feeling that the boys Dont Like me Well You Could Always Just Make An Impact during somebodies Matches and show that Your Down with them Howdy Boys, what cani get ya Ide Like The Cheese Burger Well Done, Just The Meat And the Cheese, Fries And a Orange Juice bobby looks at Millane Youre An Athele Millane looks Back And can i get a Sundae Afterwards You Sure Can Handsome Millane Smiles ow god, Can i get a Salad and a Water Jesus Christ man Order some goddammb Food, and im the one they call a Pansy That will be all thankyou the waitress walks off How Bout You Just Go Into one of the You Know Bobby, I already have Planned out an Idea, im Not supid ive had three days off, sleeping in a crummy hotel room Why Didnt you go home What To Australia, No thankyou, by the time ide get there ide have to come home, and i dont have the money to waste Havent you got a home in the states Millane looks at him in astonishment OW HELL NO, why would i go and do a thing like that well Dont you want to live here NO, Nevermind about my place of residence, lets get back to the interview Ok so what have you got planned for the NWE Well, Ive Seen Too many James Bond Films to let go of all my secrets,Anyways, why would i reveal my Ideas, My plans, The Future, Here, instead of the RIng, Where it counts Good Point You dont need to tell me that, Ive had to deal with all the shit of "the Real World" my whole life, im not stupid,My mother Fed the Fear into me from an Early Age,when i Finished high school, i was fuckng petraified, It Took Me Years, yto get rid of the pain, The Fear, The Angish Ahuh Dont Ahuh Me, Ive done too much to get a Ahuh Well Get back to the interview After the food What Food You Got a Freaking Salad a Salad Should be what your eating Yes it should, but whats Your excuse Shaddap and eat Millane Laughs Here You Go Guys, Enjoy And Sir, Youre Sundae will be made for you Fresh Soon as you finish your meal Thanks Doris, I appreciate it Doris Smiles You Just Dont Stop do you Hey man its not my fault that the american chicks Love my accent Sure Sure Millane Give booby a fithy and begin to eat his cheese burger
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Post by M2D on Feb 20, 2003 0:19:11 GMT -5
ok Lets finish this so i can go back to my hotel room with Doris Overthere You dont stand a chance We Shall see Ok Guys lets go But where still eating Look Guys She Gets off in 5 minuts thats how long You have to finish this and i can go, Then you can eat so get up With a sigh they get up and start getting ready to film Um Millane, did you ask to film here You were supoosed to do that, ow well guess we better gve them props for the food But i only had a salad yeah i know, Just make somethng up Bob Makes a mention to start filming So Millane how was your Lunch My CheeseBurger was great, and i decided to take the sundae with me and my lady friend home with me ow is that so It Is Indeed So Millane, Any Last words Yeah, American Jackass This week at Perfection i will Humilate you in front of Your Fans And Shove that Flag Up Your ass There som fiesty Words Fiesty, Shit man, Its Just Reality Well Millane Thank you for letting us be apart of youre lives for a few hours Dont mention it, Hey Doris, Lets Get Out of here Millane gets up and walks out of shot...then walks out the door You have a Porsche, Ow my God Well there you have it, Millane is Ver ready For Perfection Millane drives back to his hotel room with Doris
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