Post by Genetic_Freak on Feb 23, 2003 5:00:50 GMT -5
Destroyer sits alone at a bar late at night watching the replay of Perfection. As he signals for another beer a really hammered guy walks up to the bar and sits on the stool next to him. They both look up at the television to see MSD attacking Destroyer during his interview. The drunk man then elbows Destroyer and points to the television laughing.
Drunk Guy: Ha ha!! Did you see that? Mr. Self Destruct rules!! He don’t take shit from anybody! What do ya say buddy?
Destroyer slowly turns to the guy and lifts his head to reveal his face. The guy’s jaw drops to the ground as Destroyer begins to stand. Destroyer gets in the guys face, and quietly and calmly begins to speak.
[glow=red,2,900]Something funny? All I saw was a scared old man blindsiding a younger, better looking, more talented, superior wrestler, man, and human being! Do you think that is funny? Do you think a desperate act against an obviously better man is funny? Do you take pleasure in seeing people who can’t cut it anymore try hard to intimidate a man he knows he can’t beat? [/glow]
The guy just sits there in awe as Destroyer towers over him clenching his fists.
[glow=red,2,900]Funny stuff huh? Would you like a sneak preview of what’s going to happen to your hero at “Clash of the Champions”? Perhaps I can interest you in a little sparring session out back? You are in just about as good shape as MSD’s sorry ass! [/glow]
The guy closes his mouth and stands up! Destroyer smiles as he is ready to go outside and thrash this poor guy. When suddenly the guy pukes all over Destroyer’s boots! Destroyer’s face turns beet red with anger as he looks down at his puke covered boots.
[glow=red,2,900]What the fuck? You son of a bitch!! Let’s go! [/glow]
Destroyer grabs the guy by the collar and drags him outside. A crowd begins to form as Destroyer throws the guy into some metal garbage cans in the back alley.
[glow=red,2,900]What’s happening pal? Not funny anymore? Wait, let me show you some funny stuff! [/glow]
The crowd cringes as Destroyer press slams the guy and tosses him into a brick wall.
[glow=red,2,900]You like that bitch!? HUH? Shit ain’t funny when it’s your ass taking a beating is it?! COME ON!! [/glow]
A couple of guys in the crowd decide they have seen enough, so they try to separate Destroyer from the bloodied drunkard. Destroyer sees them coming and reaches into his trench coat and pulls out “TNT”! The men don’t notice and get a rude awakening when they grab Destroyer’s left shoulder. THUD! The first man gets TNT upside his head and drops like a ton of bricks!! The other guy tries his luck and gets TNT to the gut, then he is set up for “Total Destruction”! Destroyer stands over the three fallen men and smiles sadistically. He puts TNT away when a man in an expensive looking suit approaches him.
Drunk Guy: Ha ha!! Did you see that? Mr. Self Destruct rules!! He don’t take shit from anybody! What do ya say buddy?
Destroyer slowly turns to the guy and lifts his head to reveal his face. The guy’s jaw drops to the ground as Destroyer begins to stand. Destroyer gets in the guys face, and quietly and calmly begins to speak.
[glow=red,2,900]Something funny? All I saw was a scared old man blindsiding a younger, better looking, more talented, superior wrestler, man, and human being! Do you think that is funny? Do you think a desperate act against an obviously better man is funny? Do you take pleasure in seeing people who can’t cut it anymore try hard to intimidate a man he knows he can’t beat? [/glow]
The guy just sits there in awe as Destroyer towers over him clenching his fists.
[glow=red,2,900]Funny stuff huh? Would you like a sneak preview of what’s going to happen to your hero at “Clash of the Champions”? Perhaps I can interest you in a little sparring session out back? You are in just about as good shape as MSD’s sorry ass! [/glow]
The guy closes his mouth and stands up! Destroyer smiles as he is ready to go outside and thrash this poor guy. When suddenly the guy pukes all over Destroyer’s boots! Destroyer’s face turns beet red with anger as he looks down at his puke covered boots.
[glow=red,2,900]What the fuck? You son of a bitch!! Let’s go! [/glow]
Destroyer grabs the guy by the collar and drags him outside. A crowd begins to form as Destroyer throws the guy into some metal garbage cans in the back alley.
[glow=red,2,900]What’s happening pal? Not funny anymore? Wait, let me show you some funny stuff! [/glow]
The crowd cringes as Destroyer press slams the guy and tosses him into a brick wall.
[glow=red,2,900]You like that bitch!? HUH? Shit ain’t funny when it’s your ass taking a beating is it?! COME ON!! [/glow]
A couple of guys in the crowd decide they have seen enough, so they try to separate Destroyer from the bloodied drunkard. Destroyer sees them coming and reaches into his trench coat and pulls out “TNT”! The men don’t notice and get a rude awakening when they grab Destroyer’s left shoulder. THUD! The first man gets TNT upside his head and drops like a ton of bricks!! The other guy tries his luck and gets TNT to the gut, then he is set up for “Total Destruction”! Destroyer stands over the three fallen men and smiles sadistically. He puts TNT away when a man in an expensive looking suit approaches him.
