Post by HardRock14 on Feb 27, 2003 21:01:20 GMT -5
**The lights of the camera flash on and off for a couple of seconds, and finally it stops with the lights on. Hard Rock is shown in a bar watching the Steve Austin vs. Eric Bischoff match from No Way Out**
Hard Rock (To Bartender): At Perfection, Steve Austin is me, and Eric Bischoff is Destroyer. That's my analogy for this match. I'm going to win and everybody expects to win. Everybody gets off their feet and screams as loud as they can when I enter the ring. That's how I am. I see myself very similar to Steve Austin. Like Steve Austin, I'm the biggest thing in the NWE, as SCSA is in the WWE. Hurry up with that beer buddy. Anyway, Destroyer is just another punk is this infected fed of insults to wrestling. I can probably name about 4 or 5 people here that don't embarrass wrestling as a whole. Destroyer isn't one of them.
**The Bartender slides 2 beers down the table to Hard Rock as he puts his fist on his chin and continues listening.**
Hard Rock (Sipping the beer in between every sentence): Anyway, I expect this match to be more of a squash than the Steve Austin-Eric Bischoff match, except that I'm going to keep this match running longer than Austin kept his match going. I actually want to inflect as much pain as possible onto Destroyer. Nothing personal, but he needs to be taught a lesson. A lesson in respect, just like all the other wrestlers here. Destroyer is one of many that don’t respect the better. I'm better than him, but he doesn't respect me.
**Hard Rock turns his head and watches the end of the Bischoff-Austin match**
Hard Rock: Damn. That Stunner is one sick move. But it’s nothing like my move the Terminator. Which if you are too dumb to realize it and didn’t know, it’s the most deadly move in wrestling. I mean, hell, just look at Shadow. He’s in a hospital bed right now partly because of that move. I probably paralyzed that bitch for life. I’m telling you, I am the real deal. Nobody can survive the destruction that Hard Rock gives to them. Destroyer is just another chump that doesn’t know what he’s messing with. I don’t have any beef with him or anything like that, but he’s must know that there are certain people you don’t mess with. And he’s not going to mess with me after I destroy the Destroyer at Perfection.
**Hard Rock grabs another beer and sprays it all down his mouth and it drips down his body like Stone Cold does. He then goes back to the VCR and rewinds it as he wants to watch the match again.**
Hard Rock: STONE COLD SALUTE. Destroyer, what else should I say about him. I’ve never heard of him. He must’ve never done anything worthy to recognize in this fed. I did something to remember just last week, and that was making Shadow tap and paralyze Shadow. I know some people are sick of my bragging about paralyzing him, but it’s a big thing ending the career of one of the best NWE wrestlers of All-Time. Shadow is one of the best NWE wrestlers of All-Time, So if I ended his career, what does that make me?
Bartender: The
Hard Rock: Exactly. The Greatest NWE Wrestler of All-Time. Everybody should know I’m the greatest. I will prove it over and over again. Everything I do is far superior to what others do. And Destroyer at Perfection, will feel the TERMINATOR, and if he’s lucky, he’ll survive without getting locked in the Bow & Arrow Cross face.
Bartender: Hard Rock, Sir, Pay the money for your beers.
Hard Rock: Oh Yeah, Right, OK.
**Hard Rock takes out his wallet and hands the bartender a 50.**
Hard Rock: Keep the change. And if you see Destroyer, tell him he’s the one getting Destroyed at Perfection.
**Hard Rock then leaves the bar and gets in his car and just speeds around for a while.**
Hard Rock (To Bartender): At Perfection, Steve Austin is me, and Eric Bischoff is Destroyer. That's my analogy for this match. I'm going to win and everybody expects to win. Everybody gets off their feet and screams as loud as they can when I enter the ring. That's how I am. I see myself very similar to Steve Austin. Like Steve Austin, I'm the biggest thing in the NWE, as SCSA is in the WWE. Hurry up with that beer buddy. Anyway, Destroyer is just another punk is this infected fed of insults to wrestling. I can probably name about 4 or 5 people here that don't embarrass wrestling as a whole. Destroyer isn't one of them.
**The Bartender slides 2 beers down the table to Hard Rock as he puts his fist on his chin and continues listening.**
Hard Rock (Sipping the beer in between every sentence): Anyway, I expect this match to be more of a squash than the Steve Austin-Eric Bischoff match, except that I'm going to keep this match running longer than Austin kept his match going. I actually want to inflect as much pain as possible onto Destroyer. Nothing personal, but he needs to be taught a lesson. A lesson in respect, just like all the other wrestlers here. Destroyer is one of many that don’t respect the better. I'm better than him, but he doesn't respect me.
**Hard Rock turns his head and watches the end of the Bischoff-Austin match**
Hard Rock: Damn. That Stunner is one sick move. But it’s nothing like my move the Terminator. Which if you are too dumb to realize it and didn’t know, it’s the most deadly move in wrestling. I mean, hell, just look at Shadow. He’s in a hospital bed right now partly because of that move. I probably paralyzed that bitch for life. I’m telling you, I am the real deal. Nobody can survive the destruction that Hard Rock gives to them. Destroyer is just another chump that doesn’t know what he’s messing with. I don’t have any beef with him or anything like that, but he’s must know that there are certain people you don’t mess with. And he’s not going to mess with me after I destroy the Destroyer at Perfection.
**Hard Rock grabs another beer and sprays it all down his mouth and it drips down his body like Stone Cold does. He then goes back to the VCR and rewinds it as he wants to watch the match again.**
Hard Rock: STONE COLD SALUTE. Destroyer, what else should I say about him. I’ve never heard of him. He must’ve never done anything worthy to recognize in this fed. I did something to remember just last week, and that was making Shadow tap and paralyze Shadow. I know some people are sick of my bragging about paralyzing him, but it’s a big thing ending the career of one of the best NWE wrestlers of All-Time. Shadow is one of the best NWE wrestlers of All-Time, So if I ended his career, what does that make me?
Bartender: The
Hard Rock: Exactly. The Greatest NWE Wrestler of All-Time. Everybody should know I’m the greatest. I will prove it over and over again. Everything I do is far superior to what others do. And Destroyer at Perfection, will feel the TERMINATOR, and if he’s lucky, he’ll survive without getting locked in the Bow & Arrow Cross face.
Bartender: Hard Rock, Sir, Pay the money for your beers.
Hard Rock: Oh Yeah, Right, OK.
**Hard Rock takes out his wallet and hands the bartender a 50.**
Hard Rock: Keep the change. And if you see Destroyer, tell him he’s the one getting Destroyed at Perfection.
**Hard Rock then leaves the bar and gets in his car and just speeds around for a while.**
