The Vault #1

[JonV2]

“ The past is only what has happened. Time moves on. But some times its good to go back and relive, review, and recall what had happened. This is what this show is all about, this is the Vault.”<br>
Happy Bob: Thank you ladies and Gentlemen, this is the first of I hope many Vault shows. This is my own creation that former Boss Xtreme did not like, but now under new management I have my show. And since I am hosting the 1st show and will be doing so for a long time I would like to go in the vault and show you the best and longest running feuds in the EWA-N W E era would have to be, Assassins and Mine feud. We have done it all together and I will show you one or two of our great matches. We had our feuds then we created a team which no one has ever seen before, only lasted a week. But some may say assassin grew bigger then I did. Some say I did. Who knows? But after the roster split we were still on the same show. But when they combined the shows again and the show became “ Rage” the second week they had a hugh match and most controverstical match ever, Hardcore Title- In Your Local Walmart- Happy Bob-vs-Assassin-vs-FallenAngel…..
Jr: Is that the guy who was on the cell phone.

King: Now it makes sence.

The unknown guy stands up and rips off his shirt and has a shirt and on the back it says HYPRO and on the front Body Guard. The man walks away while fallenangel lays his arm ontop of bob.

ref:1.......2........breakout.

King: How did he break out o NO!!!

Assasin stands up and hits fallenangel with a few lefts and throws him head first over the counter. Assasin stands on the counter and grabs his brass knucks from his tights.

Assasin awaits while bob stands up. Bob starts to stand and assasin jumps off and nails bob in the head with the knucks.

Assasin makes the pin.

Ref:1....2.....3..

New Hardcore Champion Assasin

Assasin starts to walk away but fallenangel nails him in the head with a chair. Fallenangel then runs down the isles and grabs a shopping cart and starts to ram it into assasin time and time again. Angel starts to stand on the counter to hit an angel bomb but with what fight bob has left he grabs angels leg. Angel kicks him in the face and jumps and nails the angel bomb on assasin. Both men are knocked out. Bob pulls himself up using the counter and grabs assasin by the hair and sets him up for a happy ending. Happy throws assasin on the counter and grabs him and sets him up 4 a happy ending and nails in while still on the counter.

Jr: Wow what heart for this kid to even still stand.

Happy makes the cover

ref: 1....2.....3..

New Hardcore Champion Happy Bob

Jr: Weres fallenangel something aint right here.

We see hypro carrying fallenangel out of the store and throw him into the car.

Bob starts to crawl out of the store and into the parking lot when suddenly we see fallenangel and hypro full speed trying to hit him. Happy stands up and trys to run fast but the car is moving way to fast to escape. Happy suddenly gets tackled right b4 the car hits him and its some unknown man.

Happy: Thank u who are u.

Guy: Im Tommys dad i heard u helped my son earlier and thought i owed this to u.

The guy leaves and we see assasin gettin hauled off in the ambulance.

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[JonV2]

Happy: Welcome back, the only pin fall I ever got on the man and they still discount it, and to set the record straight, the first fall was made by then interviewer Jonathan Coachman. After summer slam I lost the hardcore title in a battle royal. That week I was awarded the Heavyweight title and became a member of sudden impacted. Well Assassin did not like that and made the match a Hell in a Cell for both the Light and Heavyweight titles. I came out a loser but the next week I was given a straight title shot but not as Happy but as Ego….

JR: “Holy crap! He just nailed the “Rude and Crude”! This match HAS to be over!”<br>King: “Oh, this doesn’t look good for Assassin.”<br>
Ego pins Assassin, but realizes that he is outside of the ring. Ego picks up Assassin and throws him into the ring and pins him. Ego looks around to see that Assassin shoved the referee out of the ring, and Ego yells in rage. Ego kicks Assassin, and slides out of the ring as he picks up the referee. Ego slides the referee into the ring, and slides in with him. Ego looks over to see Assassin standing up, and Ego runs at him for a clothesline. Assassin ducks, and Ego turns around and Assassin nails the “Assassinator”(Stunner). Assassin pins and the referee crawls over.......

1........

2.......

Ego gets his foot on the rope, but the dazed referee doesn’t see it!!!

3!!!!!!

JR: “What!? Ego had his foot on the rope!”<br>King: “The referee didn’t see it, and neither did I. I’m too busy watching this cat fight!”<br>
Shannon slams Nicole into the steel pole, and Shannon looks into the ring to see that Assassin has won. Shannon sees Ego’s foot on the rope, and she becomes furious. Shannon storms into the ring, and gets in Assassin’s face. Shannon yells at Assassin, but Assassin ignores her until Shannon lays a vicious slap onto the face of Assassin. Assassin grabs Shannon in anger, and sets her up for the chokeslam as Ego gets up and sees what Assassin is about to do. Ego yells at Assassin, and Assassin turns around and Ego nails the Assassinator onto Assassin himself!

JR: “Oh my god! Ego just used Assassin’s own finisher against him!”<br>King: “How cheap!”<br>
Assassin rolls out of the ring and stands up with Nicole’s help. Ego holds up the EWA Heavyweight and the EWA Light Heavyweight and he begins to yell at Assassin. Ego throws both of the titles at Assassin, and begins cussing them off as they leave.

JR: “Well folks, Assassin is STILL the EWA Heavyweight Champion, but Ego got ripped off.”<br>King: “No he didn’t!”<br>JR: “He had his foot on the rope, King!!!”<br>King: “................”<br>
Nicole grabs both of Assassin’s belts as they disappear into the back with Ego’s entrance music playing. The camera slowly fades to black and the show ends with Ego and Shannon standing in the middle of the ring to the crowd’s ovation.........
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[JonV2]

Happy: Well that that was another lost on my part but I will win one day. But a few days later I walked out with the Euro title. Some have called our feud a Classic and some have called it our right the baddest and most extreme feud ever. I would have to call it a fight to be number one. So with this end of my first show and starting off on a good feud this show should last. So thanks, and you have been watching the Vault.