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Post by Stunner on Mar 6, 2002 15:30:39 GMT -5
Post here, your worst relationship which has a funny ending, or u can now laugh about it. Not a depressing ending, i don't wanna be depressed ... any more. or/and dates you must have had some shitty dates, huh? yes me too! ... Everyone has em, What? ... Ok, this post will prove if i'm the only one who goes on shitty dates and has fucked up relationships. hmmm, no ones posted yet. i must be the only one! i'll give it a few more minutes ........ no one? oh, yeah, forgot to post it! Idiot...
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Post by Jay C on Mar 6, 2002 19:08:59 GMT -5
Heh heh. Ok i've been waiting to talk about this.....last year, I was 16, and had a 15 year old girlfriend. Not as much a girlfriend, but more of a good friend to drink, or smoke weed with. Well one day when we got high(like, the 2nd time and last time i'll ever smoke weed) I told her I wanted to seriously fuck her. She wasn't surprised, and actually looked forward to doin' it with me. Well 2 days later I invited her over to my house, and we watched "Road Trip" with Tom Green. Noone was home, except my Grandma lived in the apartment across from us, and she kept on knocking on the door whenever I would make my move to score with this chick. Of course I had locked the door, so the embarrassing part was getting up from the movie, and going to unlock the door to let my Grandma in so she wouldn't be so suspicous. Well she sensed something was up, and eventually she was knocking on the door every 15 minutes. I was very pissed off at the old lady, but I understood that she had nothing better to do because she's old ;D. Well anyway THANKFULLY she went out for groceries(Told her to go get me some Nachos and she obliged, 'cause Nachos are my fave, and that's the bottom line, heh heh). So it was TIME! The movie ended, I signaled I wanted to slam her good, and she smiled and went into my bedroom. Then things kinda went funny. This was my first time, and although I'd never done it before, In my heightened state I had told her that I'd done it with several women. Well I put one on, and was all ready for some good-time action! I thought she was gonna like, uh help me a little, but all she did was lie down on her back on the floor and lie still. I was a little confused. I wanted to do it! BAD! But I didn't know how! "Oh shit" I thought......what the hell am I gonna do now? Well I got on top of her, and with no guidance from my hand whatsoever, attempted to slide into her somehow. I missed, like 6 times!!!! Damn! Lower!! Lower!!! Come on lower!!! She said, oh well, maybe next time, and got up and washed her hands. I drove her home and never saw her again. I've also moved since then, so it's not a big deal to me...just a funny situation. Oh by the way, she had a 20 year old boyfriend at the time I attempted to score, so I would have had unrealistic expectations put upon me.  |
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Post by MCoLe on Mar 7, 2002 21:04:58 GMT -5
Ok....This happened about 5 months ago but it seemed like it just happened yesterday....
I met this HOT girl at college....she was perfect...nice ass...big titties...anything a guy would ask for. So I asked her out and she said yes. After a couple of dates I took her back to my house and things got hot...I took her to my room and she started to stripping until all she had on was her bra and panties.Then we started making out..and then I started to take off her panites.I pulled them down slowly revealing her wet nice cunt. But then...something horrible happened...Right on her panites was this HUGE brown disgusting spot! I tried to pretend it wasn't there so I started teasing her....and that's when she laid a huge fart right in my face!I told her,"Get the fuck out you nasty bitch"...so she put her clothes on and went out.....ever since that she gained a lot of weight and just looks fucking disgusting now....oh God....I can't believed that happened to me...lol
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Post by 1More4theGoodGuys on Mar 22, 2002 17:05:24 GMT -5
No embarrassing sex stories from me, but this qualifies as a bad date sorta, my girlfriend and I went to breakfast at a buffet...the waitress knocked her 12 glass juice filled tray on me, these fuckers were totally topped off with ice, shit was cold as hell...nearly froze my nuts off...well, anyway in my state of panic i tried to lean backwards and semi sit up but all I accomplished was breaking the back of the seat in the booth, slamming my knees under the table and flipping over backwards...looked as though I got powerbombed to the rest of the PACKED dining hall... I think I would have been better off sitting still with OJ dripping from my face and balls.
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Post by Stunner on Mar 23, 2002 12:53:57 GMT -5
Ok this kinda is about my friend but i'm involved. Me and my 2 mates see this girl, she is kinda HOT, so we piss around and wave at her and shit. One day we saw her so I went up to her and talked to her, well I got her number. My friends got the number of my while I wasn't lookin (It was written on my arm, they copied it down.). In the next week I hear about 2 of my friends goin out with her, one of the guys who stole her number and another friend. And in the end the other friend starts to go out with her.
One day they are out on the streets and these guys come up and mug my friend they take his phone and some cash. She watched it all! but stood back, they broke up a couple of days later. He says he broke up with her but i'm not to sure.
Anyway he didn't find it to funny at the time, but now we take the piss out of him and any of his girlfriends. WOO!
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