Dream??

[Stunner]

This is a little short story I made up whilst bored at College:

ZZZzzzz, Huh, wat the...where am I?... (Bang) Ow!...low ceiling...Crap its a shelf. ...But where the hell am I, this ain't my place...Huh, is that a shower I hear going.....Hmmm, it must be in here. (Looks in the Bathroom)...Well Hello, whos that hot muma?....Wat the...I'm wearing a wedding ring!....looks expensive, Nice. ....So who am I married to? the Hot chick in the shower?...Could be....Hell, I hope so!...Ummm, lets see (Looks back into the bathroom) ... Well she is wearing a wedding ring... Shit!! wats her name, wat am i gonna call her?...Hi wife?...Aaahh Letters, papers, there must be some paperwork with her name on it!...Lets see...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Hey, Hey, Hey Goodb.. Found something! Hmm, blah, blah blah, dear.. Damn just Mr. & Mrs. no First name...Uh,Oh! showers stopped... She's coming out....Wat am I gonna do?....Ok hide! Lets see.....Where?.....Hang on under the bed! Crap thats upstairs where she is...I'll dogde her!...(runs upstairs) Phew, phew... Man shes hot!....in the bedroom...and...Under the bed!...

(bang) Fell off the bed..."It must have been a Dream" ... "Wat! I'm still wearing the wedding ring!!!"....

[glow=red,2,300]WOO! [/glow]

[jody]

[glow=green,2,300]
good story. man when you woke up and saw that ring i bet you almost shit yourself right? [/glow]

[Stunner]

O, shit, shit, shit,... Wat am I gonna do? .. How can I be married?..........Wait a second....Hang on....(looking closely at hands)..I am such an Idiot!!...That is not a wedding ring....Its not even on the right finger...or even the right bloody hand!.....Wat a dumbass!....Well at least i am not married....Phew!...Wow, look at the time..back to sleep....ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.

(bang) Owww, Damn i'm under the bed again....i gotta stop hitting my head!!... Hang on,...Ssshhh..(Whispering) she is in the room.....So Hot!...Ooops gettin close..........Come on........Hurry up.............Still gettin dressed Huh?..........Ok, I think she is done!...Nope, bloody hell........................Yep, now shes done, shes leaving......Nice Ass!....right now lets find out her name....Huh? Where is she?.....(Door Bell rings) New voice: "Hi, Faith. How are you today?" Faith!!! Yes, thats her name....I should have had a little faith in myself....Great...Uh,oh, shes heard me.....and shes coming...Back under the bed!.....(Crash, straight into the door) open the door first before walking intoit....Crap....I..Think..I'm....slipping...into..unconsciousness......Lights out!...I hear her comin...O, well..(Falls into Unconsciousness) Am i awake?.....O, hey baby....

[me_da_loser]

cool dream