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Post by MGBweird on Feb 17, 2003 11:33:16 GMT -5
Here is my version of No Way Out 2003.
A video of Curt Henning is shown. The video shows highlights of his career and superstars remembering him.
Pyros go off as the theme plays throughout the arena.
J.R.: Welcome to No Way out live from the Target Center in Minneapolis.
King: We have an awesome card of matches here tonight.
They go through all the matches. They also now announce that Jazz will take on Victoria for the Womens Championship.
Matt Hardy's music hits and he comes out with Shannon Moore. Then out comes the Cruserweight Champion Billy Kidman.
Matt starts out with a series of Missle Dropkicks. Shannon Moore is playing with the crowd. Kidman fights back as he hits a dropkick from the top rope. Kidman goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Matt gets up and nails the Side Effect for a two count. Matt goes for the Twist of Fate but Shannon Moore knocks Matt down and Billy Kidman hits the Shooting Star Splash for the win. Winner: Billy Kidman
After the match Kidman celebrates with Shannon Moore. Then Matt Hardy chases Shannon Moore through the crowd and to the outside of the arena.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 17, 2003 12:02:03 GMT -5
Wow, what a way to kick off No Way Out.
I can't wait to see what else is in store for us tonight.
Vince's music hits and walks down to the ring.
Vince: I have to say that it is great to be back at the Target Center in Minneapolis. I know you all know that tonight Eric Bischoff will face Stone Cold Steve Autin in a one on one match. Well that's not going to happen.
The crowd boos Vince.
Vince: I'm not finished yet. Eric Bischoff will face Stone Cold and I am going to be the referee.
The crowd cheers.
Vince: I'm still not finished. Eric Bischoff will face Stone Cold in special referee match with me the referee and inside Hell in a Cell.
Vince walks back up the ramp while the crowd cheers.
Did you hear that King? That match is going to be a sloberknocker.
I can't believe it. Hell in a Cell. What a match.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 17, 2003 14:51:16 GMT -5
Next up is a match for the Womens Championship between Jazz and Victoria.
It is the battle of the psycos.
Victoria's music hits and out comes the Womens Champion to a roar of boos along with Steven Richards. Jazz's music hits and gets even louder boos.
Victoira starts off spearing Jazz. Then she knocks Jazz to the outside of the ring alowing Richards to beat on her. Richards rolls Jazz back in the ring and Victoria gets a two count. Victoria goes to the top rope and Trish appears on the TitanTron.
Trish: Hey Victoria look up here. Yeah that's right, I'm up here. I sure hope you lose because I have a contract saying that if you lose I get a shot at the Womens Title at Wrestlemania and you will never get a title shot as long as you're in this company.
Jazz comes from behind and hits a Fisherman Suplex for the win. Afterwords Trish comes out and shoves the contract in Victoria's face then hits her Stratufaction on her.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 17, 2003 17:34:54 GMT -5
The following match is going to be a sloberknocker. This all started with Stacy Keibler being at ringside during one of Test's matches.
A video is shown of Jericho hitting Stacy with a chair and not apologizing.
5-4-3-2-1-0 Jericho comes out. Jericho grabs a microphone.
Jericho: I know what I did to Stacy is wrong but I got over it, and so should Test. If I beat Test tonight he will have to get over the matter and forget about it. If Test beats me, I will apologize.
Test's music hits and he comes out with Stacy Keibler.
Test dominates most of the match with power moves and huge punches and kicks. Test hits a Big Boot for a two count. He tries for a Pump Handle Slam but Jericho reverses into a rollup for a two count. Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho. Test gets to the ropes but Stacy knocks him off allowing Jericho to get the win by submission. Winner: Chris Jericho
After the match Stacy and Test start arguing and Stacy hits a lowblow. Then Stacy and Jericho celebrate while laughing at Test.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 18, 2003 18:37:30 GMT -5
Cheif Morley is shown backstage talking to Eric Bischoff.
Morley: Bischoff, I know the match type changed but I still think that are plan can go on.
Bischoff: You really think this plan will work?
I guarentee it.
You better be right.
I wonder what their plan is.
We'll just have to wait and see.
RVD's music hits and right before his pyros go off Kane's pyros go off as the both walk down the ramp. They both get into the ring. RVD does his thumb thing as Kane raises his hands. When RVD does his last thumb thing Kane lowers his hands setting off his pyro. William Regal and Lance Storm come our to a bunch of boos.
Tag Title Match RVD starts off with William Regal. RVD goes to kick Regal but really kicks him and knocks him out. RVD covers Regal to see if he's okay. Kane and Storm come in and starts killing each other. The ref makes the X symbol with his hands. EMTs come out and help Regal. RVD is asked to leave the ring making it a one on one match for the titles. Kane does a bunch of power moves. Storm knocks down the ref and hits Kane with the brass knux Regal left him for a two count. Kane hits a chokeslam for a two count. A frustrated Kane gets up and hits a tombstone but Storm gets his foot on the rope. RVD comes back out to ringside. Kane grabs a chair and nails Storm. Kane gets DQ'd. RVD gets in the ring and gets mad at Kane hits RVD with a chair 5 times before leaving.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 18, 2003 20:17:52 GMT -5
Backstage Vince is shown on his cell phone talking to Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Austin, you have to show up...Your flight was canceled...We have thousands of peole at the arena and millions watching at home and you arn't going to show up?....I guess I will have to find another way to entertain the fans...Bye.
Austin is not going to show up?
I guess not.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 18, 2003 20:26:20 GMT -5
This next match will be full of destruction.
This all started 4 months ago when Big Show threw Undertaker off the stage to the floor below.
A video of Undertaker and Big Show plays.
Well It's The Big Show. Big Show walks out with a new red suit. Deadman walking. Undertaker comes out with new music.
Big show starts the match with a series of power moves and bodyslams. Undertaker fights back and gives the Big Show a huge suplex. The ring shakes and almost snaps. Undertaker tries for a chokeslam but misses. Big Show hits his chokeslam but the Undertaker kicks out. Big Show goes for another one but 'Taker reverses into a ddt. Both men are down as the ref starts the 10 count. Undertaker gets up first and chokeslams Big Show busting a part of the ring but only gets a two count. He picks up Big Show and hits a tombstone for another two count. Undertaker gets frustraited and takes it out on the ref. Big Show hits a huge chokeslam for the 1-2-3.
As Big Show leaves the ring crew come out to fix the ring.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 19, 2003 7:39:29 GMT -5
Our next match will be a six man tag match as Team Angle goes against Brock Lesnar, Chris Benoit, and Edge.
I can't wait to see these guys perform all in one match tonight.
Team Angles music hits and out comes Angle, Benjamin, and Haas. Then Brock Lesnar's music hits and he comes out and walks half way down the ramp and stops. Chris Benoits music hits and joins Lesnar and start talking. Edge's music hits and everyone runs into the ring.
Stephanie McMahon's music hits and she comes onto the stage.
Stephanie: This match is know going to be a tornado tag.
Edge and Haas battle outside the ring, Benoit and Benjamin battle on the otherside, and Lesnar and Angle battle inside the ring. Benoit gets a chair and starts nailing Benjamin. Edge and Haas battle though the crowd. Angle has the ankle lock on Lesnar but Benoit breaks it up. Edge comes running back but where is Haas? Benoit and Edge give Benjamin a con-chair-to. Edge and Benoit help Lesnar in the ring. Big Show and Heyman come out and help Angle. Big Show chokeslams both Benoit and Edge. Then Big Show pretends to pat Angle's back before nailing him with a chokeslam. Lesnar picks up Angle and F5s him for the win.
After the match Heyman and Show laugh at Angle before leaving.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 20, 2003 18:03:19 GMT -5
The next match will be the best reamatch in the history of this business.
Without a doubt, Rock vs. Hogan II will be the most anticipated rematch ever.
Hogan's music hits as he comes out to a huge pop. Rock's music hits and comes out to a roar of boos.
A Hogan chant starts as the match starts
Rock starts with a series of punches. Rock hits a ddt for a 1 count. Hogan gets up only to get kicked in the stomach. Rock hits layin' the smackdown for a 2 count. Rock goes for a rock bottom only for Hogan to reverse it into a ddt. Rock gets up before Hogan and hits a german suplex. Rock locks into the sharpshooter but Hogan gets to the ropes. Hogan starts comming back by hitting a couple of punches and kicks Rock down. Hogan hits the big leg but Rock kicks out. Rock nails Hogan with a couple of punches and hits the rock bottom but Hogan kicks out and starts Hulking Up. Rock tries to knock Hogan down but Hogan knocks Rock to the outside of the ring. Hogan starts posing for the crowd as Rock sneaks up from behind and knocks Hogan down. Rock starts the peoples elbow but Hogan gets up and nails Rock with the big boot. Before Hogan can hit the big leg Vince comes out and attacks Hogan. Rock hits the rock bottom for the win.
After the match Vince and Rock celebrate by laughing at Hogan.
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 21, 2003 17:59:25 GMT -5
This next match will not take place because Stone Cold isn't going to show up.
We know he isn't going to show up J.R. Don't remind us. You promised us Stone Cold and....
The cell is being lowered.
Why the hell is the cell being lowered if the match was cencelled.
Bischoff's music hits as he comes out with a huge grin on his face. He enters the cell and grabs a mic.
I know the only reason you are watching is to see me get my assed kicked by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Well it won't happen because Stone Cold's not....
The sound of glass shattering rocks the arena as Stone Cold makes his long awaited return.
OH MAH GAWD, IT'S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Austin enters the cell and starts pounding on Bischoff. He throws Bischoff against the cell over and over again. He grabs a mic.
If you want to see Bischoff a bloody mess give me a hell yeah.
HELL YEAH.
Austing busts Bischoff open and nails a Stone Cold Stunner. He busts open a door and throws Bischoff out of the cell. Bischoff starts climbing and reaches the top as Austin follows. Austin reaches the top and Stunners him again for the win.
Afterwords Austin slams Bischoff through the cell. He then celebrates with a couple of bears while posing for the crowd as the camera fades out.
END OF SHOW
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Post by The~Next~Big~Thing on Feb 21, 2003 18:40:02 GMT -5
That show was great!
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Post by MGBweird on Feb 21, 2003 18:49:42 GMT -5
Glad you liked it.
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