Heenan: "I remember when I was Champion Monsoon."
Monsoon: "Champion of what?!"
Heenan: "My block."
Monsoon: "Oh please!"
Heenan: "I had all the girls that month!"
Brain : "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"
Gorilla : "What?"
Brain : "Tupper"
Brain : (commenting on Hulk Hogan's entry/exit theme song) "That's my second favorite song"
Gorilla : "I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?"
Brain : "All the rest are tied"
Gorilla : (Referring to a match in progress in Texas) "Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago"
Brain : "You know why there were only 220 mexicans at the Alamo?
Gorilla : "Why?"
Brain : "They only had one car"
Gorilla: "That was an illegal move!"
Brain: "No it wasn't."
Gorilla: "Yes it was!"
Brain: "No, it was a legal move, it was a Greco-Roman Hair Pull."
Brain: "Now THAT'S no way to introduce a man like Hilbilly Jim!!"
Monsoon: "Well, how would YOU do it, Brain??"
Brain: "Ladies and Gentlemen... the HICK FROM MUD LICK, HILBILLY JIM!!!"
Gorilla: "Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling."
Brain: "And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!"
Brain: "Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?"
Gorilla: (With a groan) "No. What?"
Brain: "Afroturf."
Refering to Sherri
Brain: That's my pin-up girl
Gorilla: I think you should see your occulist
Brain: There's nothing wrong with my feet
During Undertaker match
Brain: C'mon ref. 1,2,3,4,5
Gorilla: What are you doing?
Brain: I'm showing ya. The referee could've broke the hold. He's intimidated by that monster.
Gorilla: Why don't you go down there and referee?
Brain: I'm needed here.
Gorilla: What would you do if you were the Hitman (in a title match)
Brain: Well, I'd have my agent buy it for me and if that didn't work I'd take him out back and waffle him with a tire iron.
Bobby: There's gonna be a lot of trouble there in the Macho household.
Gorilla: What are you talking about?
Bobby: Well, he's been reinstated, right? He can wrestle again.
Gorilla: Yes.
Bobby: Who's gonna do the dishes?
Gorilla: Brain, if you keep quiet, no one will know how stupid you are.
Bobby: You're kidding.
Gorilla: I have trouble telling the Beverly's apart.
Bobby: Beau's the one with the blond hair.
BH: Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?
GM: I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?
(Heenan does. Skinner kicks a jobber in the stomach.)
BH: There's a kick to the uterus.
Brain: "Shawn, you gotta piledrive him on the steps, break his neck and his shoulders."
Monsoon: "Will you stop!"
Brain: "It's a good amatuer move!"
Monsoon: "I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner."
Brain: "He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!"
;D HAHAHA!
